starts with a 1

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

None o' that digital nonsense for me
I bloody love my watch. If I got done for shoplifting in a Muslim country I'd be more concerned about the possibility of damage to the watch than the loss of a hand. I'm wankidextrous.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

And if you lost your preferred wanking claw
Would it feel like someone else was telling you the time when you checked your watch on your other arm?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Yes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Liar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I'm so transparent
*cries*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

are you one of those spastics who wears their watch on their right wrist?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Strictly left
Learned that during GCSEs. Important to be able to frantically check the time and write simultaneously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:17, Reply)

are you one of those spastic northerners who say 'got the time on ya cock'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:17, Reply)

how dare you accuse me of being northern

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

You started it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Dunno about that being a Northern thing
They say that here. As well as "lube your brother up before dinner"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)