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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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well slap me in the face and call me a cunttoday has been pretty awesome and off to Hooters later (no I've not got a shit Rory you uber cunt)
why are you smiling today?
alt q: what's wrong you miserable cunts?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:42,
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nor me, but I'm up for trying itapparently all the girls in the Bristol one are pigs so should be a laugh.
actually - I've been to the Cardiff one but was wrecked and didn't stay long enough to experience it.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:46,
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Nice to see you're not waiting until you're there to objectify them./lol waiting.
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I'm not feeling the love here andrewI pity the poor girl who has to serve your corpulent mass whilst you dribble and make 'lad' comments in her general direction. Still have a great birthday, and let's hope that having wasted your 20's you'll make more of a fist of your 30's
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:25,
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I went to one in Washington.Awful place. The chicken wings were dreadful, and so was the food.
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Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:55,
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Where are you going to Hooters?I've been to the one in Nottingham, I thought that was the only one in Britain.
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Brizzle blood(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:47,
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I heard a vicious rumour that you're older todayIf this be the case, many happy returns my friend.
If this be not so, shut me the fuck up *snaps*
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cheers dude(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:59,
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I've never bothered visiting Hooters in Bristol.You'll have to let me know if it is as shit as I imagine it to be.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:53,
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apparently it's fucking awful but if it's shit we'll head up to CV, teaching tomorrow so not getting wasted just a few bday drinks.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:55,
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yup 29 today, dull one.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:59,
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Many happy returns.And as for calling me the 'dull one'....
'Pot. Kettle. Black.'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:01,
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I meant 29 is not an exciting bday you paranoid shitbirdcheers pal.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:02,
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Next year's birthday is going to be BRILLIANT* though*Next year's birthday will not be brilliant
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yeah it will, 30 is cool(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:05,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:06,
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nah, 10, 17, 18,21, 30, 40, 50 etcare cool
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:07,
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18 at least had a meaninglegally served booze.
All the others are just numbers
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:08,
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I like excuses to have a big party.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:10,
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Something I've always wondered about HootersThe employment policy. Say there's a position advertised and you get two applicants. One is pretty, great figure, dumb as fuck, no experience, will be a nightmare to train (cos the job is obviously very demanding). The other has ten years waitressing experience and various glowing recommendations on her CV, and she absolutely munts. Not someone anyone would ever want to see in skimpy clothes. Full-on Jabba.
How the fuck do you justify giving a waitressing job to the pretty one under these circumstances?
(yes I know this would never happen)
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big lovely tits Darth, that is why you will never understand ;)(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:05,
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Happy Birthday, you flabby fuck.I've just found that I'm £25 a month better off this tax year. Hardly ground breaking, but it's appreciated!
Alt: Missing out on Europe is a bit of a disappointment, but I don't mind. I always said as long as we finished in 7th or above after how our season started, I'd be fine with it!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:03,
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ta,yeah but you got to keep king kenny that must be a bonus.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:04,
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Aye, definitelyHim and Steve Clarke have done a fantastic job.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:06,
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Racist.Also, Darth, give Jeff his login back.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:05,
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I have to get up when the time starts with a 5 tomorrow morningthat's going to fucking suck
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:06,
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I've seen it once or twiceI always vow "Never again"
then work fucking makes me.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:07,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:07,
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None o' that digital nonsense for meI bloody love my watch. If I got done for shoplifting in a Muslim country I'd be more concerned about the possibility of damage to the watch than the loss of a hand. I'm wankidextrous.
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And if you lost your preferred wanking clawWould it feel like someone else was telling you the time when you checked your watch on your other arm?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:13,
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are you one of those spastics who wears their watch on their right wrist?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:16,
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Strictly leftLearned that during GCSEs. Important to be able to frantically check the time and write simultaneously
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are you one of those spastic northerners who say 'got the time on ya cock'?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:17,
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how dare you accuse me of being northern(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:18,
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Dunno about that being a Northern thingThey say that here. As well as "lube your brother up before dinner"
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Ah, I see what you meanThought you were claiming that the hours between club closing and 7am do not exist
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Because it's pay day tomorrow! Much needed.Alt: bum AIDS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:13,
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This sounds wrong, 'cause I always read 'sweetheart' in a Humphrey Bogart accentWhich I doubt was the intention
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:29,
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I'm smiling because it's nearly home time....and I can go home and finish collecting all the coins in Super Mario Bros. My four year old can complete the levels fine, he just has trouble with the coins so I get to play Mario and be THE BEST DAD IN THE WORLD EVAH at the same time.
Alt: Cameron *high-fives* fail.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:24,
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I'm stuck here til 6but luckily Match of the Day has finally cropped up on iPlayer, so am getting paid to watch it.
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Last weeks?SPOILER ALERT!
The Beckford goal is the highlight.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:27,
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Yeah, I love the way they intercut the relegation matches on the final dayDeliberately avoided learning the results until I could see it. And now I'm getting offline before some cunt spoils it for me.
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I posted the results from Sunday.As I read your post as being that you'd avoided them until now.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:50,
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Well that was meanDoesn't matter, I know them now anyway. Good to see those Blackpool cunts down. Looking forward to exacting some revenge next season
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Blackpool have a fantastic, if not the most successful, approach to footballand the most entertaining manager in recent years.
I wish they'd stayed up.
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he did demonstrate that it's worth having a go at the big clubs thougrather than writing those games off.
Mind you relegation may have taken the shine off that approach.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:01,
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YepThat somewhat casual approach to the concept of defending when 2-0 up at home against the best club in the country must look pretty fucking dumb now that they know the extra two points would have kept them up
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I absolutely admire Blackpool's attitude towards their footballGoing at teams, much better teams, the way they did with scant regard for how many they conceded at the other end has to be applauded from a neutral's point of view. But I'm not neutral. As far as I'm concerned it was our turn to go up last season and they fluked it away from us. Same with Swansea, if they go up I won't care how good their football is, I hope United stick 20 past the cunts.
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QI BITCHES!I'm in the queue now...
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:51,
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Surely you mean I Q(ueue) BITCHES!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:59,
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:59,
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having to give away my dog is incredibly upsettingetc etc etc etc
you CUNT
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:00,
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that sucks but it does sound like its in the dogs best interests.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:03,
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:04,
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That is sad KAre you resigned to the fact you'll have to say goodbye to Echo, or is there a chance that things might change?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:04,
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it's not things, it's her, she won't obeyno matter what I do, she just won't listen, plus this whole "let's attack people" is even more distressing
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:06,
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That is a shameAnd if you can't be with her 24 hours a day to reaffirm your position as pack leader it might be the kindest thing for the dog to give her to a shelter than will be able to home her appropriately.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:11,
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Yeah, can't do that, it's a shame because when I'm with her on the weekends, when she's out of her cage all day, she's fairly well behavedbut she still goes after people, I just don't know why, people could be petting her and she'll be happy then a switch flips in her and she goes for the attack
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:13,
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It is probably no consolation at the moment.But if you do give up Echo, you will have more freedom to make the life-changes you want to. Either study or travel as you won't have a direct dependant.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:18,
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Yeah, I feel selfish thinking it, but it's true.I watch tv one night a week, about an hour and a half, because she's not allowed in the living room and she barks from the other room.
I never go anywhere or do anything if I can't bring her, because it's not fair to her or right to leave her in her cage.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:22,
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Then as upsetting as it might be, it sounds like it is the right decision for both of you.If Echo will be happy and you'll have less to worry about then it sounds like the difficult decision you've made is for the best.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:27,
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I bought a pack of Rizla earlier, from John Sainsbury, and I've just noticed that he has sold me.......an empty pack.
Would you Adam, or even Eve it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:14,
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it's for your own goodI blame NICK CLEGG AND HIS CRONIES
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:16,
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UT'S UN ITE-REEAGE/Ian Paisley
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:18,
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Oooh.That J Sainsbury what a (cock)-Roach
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:18,
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I got ID for rizla last year, I was bemused as I look my age and had driven into the petrol station(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:43,
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happy oldness dayI'm smiling because I'm nearly through this crazy week and in about 10 minutes I'm going to play with my guinea pigs in the garden.
alt: fuck me, this week has been crazy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:32,
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