Where have all the real men gone Kristine?

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:58, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dunstable

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Smallpox

( Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I don't know!
Do you think I'll get a man to dress in proper Regency attire for my wedding?! I highly doubt it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

What, like powdered wigs and tights?

( Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Look at that glorious curly blonde hair!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Not me.
I'm going to be one of those English wankers who marries in a kilt. My family's hunting tartan is rather nice:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

+ assuming I can rent it from Moss Bros

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I'm hoping Scottish branches of Asda do them for £18

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Looks like a Tesco shirt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I wouldn't know what one of those looks like.
You've just outed yourself as a prole, Nakers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

You're entitled if your grandfather was natural born, I believe.

( Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

He was, as was my ain fether.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

You're alright then, chief.

( Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Not just chief, but Wardens of the Marches, I'll have you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Really? You're basically a saessanach, then.
Says the second generation removed, soft as shite Surreyman...
( Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)

We changed sides and fought different branches of our own clan all the fucking time.
But then everyone in the borders, on both sides, did this constantly for hundreds of years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

We ran around the Highlands stealing everybody's cattle
then fought on both sides at Culloden.

You had to make your fun where you could in those days.

I don't really get much into the history. All those that do are those dreadful Canadian and American tourists who clog up the roads every summer. I don't like to be associated.
( Kroney, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

for some reason, I saw you as a guy that wouldn't get married
but hey
kilts are hawt
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Are you calling me a poofter, like?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

what?
no.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)