Door. Internet. Go.

(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Keep you knickers on Gloria Gaynor.
I was only having a laugh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I know
but I really am really rather cold. It's nearly June for fucks sake. I can't even turn the heating on because it wouldn't make me any warmer for about 48 hours. Cocking storage heater bastards.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

You could try putting on a jumper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I'm fully clothed, including cardigan
in bed, under the duvet.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I hope you have a nephew called Charlie and he finds a golden ticket
And then you might be able to go and live in a warm chocolate factory.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Har de har
given that I need a root canal, I think putting me in a building with an unlimited supply of sugary stuff would be a really bad idea.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:31, Reply)

But you'd have a whole army of umpa lumpas at your disposal.
Think of the fun you could have with an entire army under your command!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:33, Reply)