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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have wine and food on the go.
My house is ready and I am allowed to get excited now. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The cats could do with a brush but I'll get Lampito to do that on Saturday.

Wassup B3tans of the night?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 18:58, 104 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I've got some work to do.
But I've had dinner.

How many folk do you have decending on Blousie Towers this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Seventeen on Friday of which nine will be attending Saturday with another eight or nine added.
Par-tey!

All will go to plan as long as I don't get shit-faced on Friday which is why I invited my mother.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:05, Reply)
You are having a festival not a party!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:08, Reply)
I no rite.
*books U2*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:08, Reply)
Oh! Didn't know your mum was going to be there tomorrow
that's good - it'll give my mum someone to talk to that won't discuss goatse or cdcs.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:10, Reply)
Yeah! she wants to see my friend from NZ too.
Should be a nice gentle mini bash. Mums, kids and B3tans. Kofi is looking forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:12, Reply)
Excellent!
The nuggets will be pleased to see Kofi again. :)
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:13, Reply)
I should be packing for
weekend larp fun. I think I'm mostly ready. What food does one take camping. I've done it a million times and yet I still get inappropriate tent food
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:03, Reply)
You need Haribo
You also need alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:05, Reply)
i know those bits
it's the bits that stop me dying of sugar-fuelled alcohol rage
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:06, Reply)
Some digestive biscuits.
A couple of pot noodles and some crisps.

And more alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:07, Reply)
there's no kettles for pot noodles :(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:09, Reply)
You just need a pan and some hot water.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:11, Reply)
unless the useful guy in our group turns up
there is no cooking equipment at all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:11, Reply)
Well you're fucked then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:13, Reply)
you're all going to DIE

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)
Crunchy might get lucky and roll a double 6 though.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:19, Reply)
there are no dice in larp
we're beyond that shit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:23, Reply)
In which case.
Take more alcohol.

Gin and Tonic makes a nice breakfast drink.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:24, Reply)
I prefer orange and vodka as a breakfast drink
that and a cold tin of all day breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)
Are you starting to think that larping isn't really worth the effort?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:31, Reply)
I enjoy it when I get there,
but there are always things you have to deal with at larp: no sleep, not eating properly (unless you have more useful group members), not washing properly (the showers are rancid) and wearing inappropriate clothing for ALL weather.

It is, however, still awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:33, Reply)
how long will you be there?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Friday until Monday
it's not long really. Just a bit like a festival. ONly everyone is dressed up weird, has weapons and can do magic
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Surely not everyone can do magic
some just swing swords and get in the way of incoming fire, amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)
yeah
but a little magic is always helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:44, Reply)
I don't think the end of the world is forcast for this weekend
usually it's in august
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:23, Reply)
spam, oranges and Guinness

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:13, Reply)
this sounds convincing

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:16, Reply)
Alright BGB, I have plans for saturday but I can't remember what they are.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:04, Reply)
oh, it's memorial day weekend!!!!!!!
fun in the sun!
or something equally gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:06, Reply)
Doesn't that mean it's the official start of the summer for the USA?
And you can officially begin to wear white and beige but you must stop once Labor day has arrived as it's a fashion faux pas then.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:08, Reply)
Yeah! Pools open and everything.
Oh em GEE, I'm wearing beige capris RIGHT NOW.
I must go cut myself
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:09, Reply)
You're just WILD!

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:10, Reply)
you can't go swimming the rest of the year?!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:12, Reply)
not at the public pools, only from memorial day to labor day
otherwise you need your own pool or a gym membership
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:13, Reply)
I think your country is wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:20, Reply)
I don't see how! It's so cold where you are, why would anyone want to go swimming there unless in the dead of summer?
it's 33c here right now
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:24, Reply)
do you not have indoor pools?
I went in our outdoor one a week or two ago. I only went in doors because I was likely to burn
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)
yeah, at the gym

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)
you guys are seriously short
on swimming opportunities
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:28, Reply)
for reals
but outdoors swimming is the best
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Our pools are indoors.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)
ours aren't
you'll never get a tan at an indoor pool!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:27, Reply)
tan?! hahahahhaha

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:28, Reply)
It is unlikely you'll get a tan in an outdoor pool here.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:28, Reply)
i burn
but that doesn't count. I burn under strong light bulbs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:29, Reply)
that is, like, so sad

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:32, Reply)
Maybe.
But then the home counties haven't been flattened by tornadoes and the south coast of England isn't shitting itself, worrying about a bit of rain, unlike the people who live in Kentucky.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:36, Reply)
I'm not sure if you're referencing something that has absolutly nothing to do with me to make me feel bad.
But if you are, it's not working.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:39, Reply)
You were complaining about the British weather.
And I was pointing out that it isn't just us who have weather that's a bit bent.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:40, Reply)
How can I complain about your weather?
If anything I should complain about our lack of public indoor pools to swim at during winter.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Take it to your congressman K! Take it all the way to town hall.
And DEMAND action.

It'll be just like that film Footloose, only for swimmers not dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:44, Reply)
everybody cut, everybody cut
everybody cut, everybody cut

I fucking LOVE Kenny Loggins!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:45, Reply)
I'll bet you fucking LOVE Willard.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)
if you're lucky you might get a verruca
like a teeny tiny tan on your foot.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:32, Reply)
you should write things in a diary

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:06, Reply)
I think I'm supposed to dress up really fancy and clean the house.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:11, Reply)
I want to break freee
I want to break free... lalallalaa
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:16, Reply)
from what dear?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)
see below

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)
I think Captain
Wants to break free from her life, you're so... self satisfied. She doesn't need you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)
presactly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:20, Reply)
Make it up as you go along K.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:13, Reply)
Going to the S*rip C*ub tomorrow night.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:14, Reply)
You know it makes sense.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:21, Reply)
I am about to hit Halfords
and buy a roof box.

I got a roof box today from tesco direct. It is too small. Fucksocks.

I now need to buy a big fuck off one to fit the big fuck off car that we need because there are five of us. Fucksox.

Still excited about the weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:05, Reply)
Don't worry.
You can keep the small roof box inside the large roof box, that why it won't be clogging up your garage.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:06, Reply)
I FB you but does Ross have any dietry requirements I should know about.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:06, Reply)
Nope, he doesn't.
Apart from the fact that he has the eating habits of a starving gannet.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:09, Reply)
Should be plenty : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:10, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:11, Reply)
Or maybe I should go tomorrow at 9am when they open
and make the nice man in Halfords fit it.
Decisions, decisions.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:07, Reply)
Blousie, what are your garments of choice when cleaning?
Kitten heals and a pearl necklace I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:16, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVYgRPfC9nQ
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)
I'm just going to point out two things here.
1: I don't know anyone with tits that pointy.
2: My arms are no where near that hairy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:21, Reply)
if Jeff is to be believed
Berk is currently working on it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:22, Reply)
working on what?!
you're confusing the shit out of me here
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:25, Reply)
Having pointy boobs.

(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)
whhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:32, Reply)
They're not really pointy
I'm just cold, and Jeff is a jerk.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:34, Reply)
yeah sorry, not sure what my problem is today

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I'm a jerk :(
*actually hurt at that comment*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:37, Reply)
there, there

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Fanks
*sobs a little*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:38, Reply)
face palm stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:34, Reply)
pointy boobs
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1216912
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:27, Reply)
HELL YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:21, Reply)
I have a sneaking feeling that you're not serious.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:34, Reply)
I ought to be doing stuff in the kitchen
in preparation for the cake extravaganza. Instead I'm in bed, freezing my tits off. Still, tennis in half an hour...
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:19, Reply)
Is that why you are freezing your tits...
So TC will be dazzled by your nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:20, Reply)
Door. Internet. Go.

(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:22, Reply)
Keep you knickers on Gloria Gaynor.
I was only having a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:23, Reply)
I know
but I really am really rather cold. It's nearly June for fucks sake. I can't even turn the heating on because it wouldn't make me any warmer for about 48 hours. Cocking storage heater bastards.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)
You could try putting on a jumper.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:27, Reply)
I'm fully clothed, including cardigan
in bed, under the duvet.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:28, Reply)
I hope you have a nephew called Charlie and he finds a golden ticket
And then you might be able to go and live in a warm chocolate factory.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:30, Reply)
Har de har
given that I need a root canal, I think putting me in a building with an unlimited supply of sugary stuff would be a really bad idea.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:31, Reply)
But you'd have a whole army of umpa lumpas at your disposal.
Think of the fun you could have with an entire army under your command!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Oh hell yes I love brushing cats.
Mine gave me a great welcome when I came home today.
I feel really domestic, I have cooked dinner and it's on the counter getting cold as it waits for my dad. Who is not home yet.

/taps foot, reties apron
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:05, Reply)
ah man
what did you fix??
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:22, Reply)

fix cook
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Looked in the cupboards, threw it in a pan, made a kind of spanish omlette type thing.
Eggs, chilli, potatoes, facon and bell peppers. With grated cheese on top.

Nicer than it sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)
sounds good though

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:04, Reply)

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