Alt: black up in the bogs using Dubbin, then grab the mic and sing Harry Belafonte's 'Banana Boat Song',
wanking throughout.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Lots of spare time tonight eh Monts

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

What do you mean?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)

You're posting a lot
And using lots of CAPITALS AND EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!

I put it to you that you've started on the MDs before leaving the workplace. In which case my cap is appropriately doffed to you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Oh fine. I thought you were asking me out on a date.
No, no MDs 'til the morrow, when I shall be on the mushrooms and changalang, and LOTS of booze.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Oh yeah, you've got your old person's music event, haven't you
*conveniently exaggerates five-year age gap*

Ironically, it's just occured to me that this wedding I'm going to will probably be the first time I've ever seen the groom not off his face.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I am really excited.
It's going to be like InFest but good and not full of cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I am more excited about seeing Wilko Johnson than I am Hawkwind, I think.
But then I've seen HW at least 15 times and I only got into Dr Feelgood last year so my enthusiasm is felt more keenly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I'm sure it is

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

What, 'good' or 'full of cunts'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I'm sure it's good and not full of cunts
In my brain it was intended as a weary response denoting a typical end to an otherwise enjoyable discussion. How on earth the internet failed to convey this I have no idea.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:41, Reply)

It should be pretty good.
The have some young blood in the lineup which had made them heavier and rockier than they've been for a long time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I remember you saying
Your mate's mate with Kilmister aspirations on bass. If you're going to aspire to a bassist, you could do much worse...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Indeed so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Time for me to get the rock out of here
I know you loves the Leppard.

Have a cracking time at your gig, best wishes for the weekend to everyone.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Thank you. Have a good weekend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)