Very very sore.
I was at a gig last night. Had a fantastic time, but I'm incredibly sore today.

I've also got this rather impressive bruise on my right arm. I've no idea where it came from, but it seems to be looking worse everytime I look at it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 29 May 2011, 19:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Dr Jeff says...
'You've got AIDS'

I can't think what else it could be.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:17, Reply)

MRSA and manky underarm hair?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Step back please, the cunt clearly has Meningitis

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Is the recognised cure for meningitis a wedgie or a chinese burn?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)

It's hopeless I'm afraid, he won't have a limb left by this time tomorrow
At best he'll be able to head dob for the internet. Still, lonely fat chicks on b3ta are now probably safe.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Alternatively, he could start a Def Leppard tribute band.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:32, Reply)

With no functioning limbs?
I suppose he could lay down some beats with his head dobber on a drum machine, and throw in some scratching on top
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 29 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)