It was because the bones of a murderer were a bit crunchy.
But I SPRANG to your defence anyway.

Larpers who don't like puns are bent. What puns in particular got you a double one?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

to be fair, I did do a lot of puns
the best one was when we were meant to be be on a diplomatic mission. I forget the context, but the word 'rectum' was involved. The diplomatic mission was a success.

I do appreciate your springing, it could have not got nasty, there.

anyway, I must sleep now. I've had an average of 4 hours sleep a night since Friday, along with a lot of booze and fighting . Night!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Your weekend sounds like an average weekend in the West Country!
Sleep well Captain!

I too, will bow out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:47, Reply)