Is this a wind up?
Every time I've posted today everyone else has fucked off for about half an hour.

I got wet today. But not as wet as BGB did on saturday night when she kissed me full on the lips.

What did you do today?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:47, 67 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I bought a hampster for my nephew and had a much needed bath.
So I was probably wetter than you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I'll bet you were as wet as an otters pocket.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I'm sorry for waking you up on sunday morning
I didn't realise you would still be utterly sparko.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:51, Reply)

That's ok. I'm glad you did : )
I'm just an old lady who can't handle her drink.
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I didn't think you were that drunk.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Neither did I.
It just seems that every now and then it hits me a little too hard.
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Did you have a good time apart from the sicky bath incident?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Hell yeah!
Fabulous weekend. I can't wait to do it again next year.
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I might try and blag an invite next year
Have you got anything worth nicking?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I have a 42" flatscreen TV and an heirloom that will easily fit into your pocket.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Did anyone draw a cock on your neck?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

No, because I'm far to pretty to desicrate with a marker pen.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Can't argue with that
in either direction...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Apart from popping in to work for half an hour
I have done sod all bar have an almighty lie in and watch dvds wrapped in a duvet with TC.
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:56, Reply)

So what did you manage to do that you never thought you'd do?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Pfft, regretting uttering a bloody word about it, mostly.

(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Oh go on tell us.
Otherwise me and Jeff will post questions all day every day for the next three weeks. And I'll post questions on your facebook wall.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Three weeks? I'm made of stronger stuff than that Al.
I call A MONTH of questions.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

A thing of a multiple nature
nothing to do with my bottom, Jeff.
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Multiple orgasm?

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Has to be really
Either that or fingers.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I've not had one before
I can see the appeal.
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)

This is further evidence to the argument
that it's not the size, it's what you do with it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Indeed.
it would be terrible to be slightly-less-to-averagely hung and rubbish in the sack. He'd be just like most of my other boyfriends then...
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I can't wait for mine.
I have party poppers ready for the occasion.
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Generally speaking. Men are a bit nervous about pulling bits of string out of a clunge.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:15, Reply)

But I thought the loud BANG would be a lovely celebratory event to finish it off.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)

The loud BANG would be the sound of someone falling out of bed
And landing on the floor, as rather than being covered in streamers, they'll have a jam-rag in their hands.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Way to go and spoil my plans Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Sorry Blousie.
Do you mind if I go to the pub for an hour?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)

It's your life.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)

gang-bang.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I reckon it was the poor mans DP.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)

How does a poor mans DP work? It isn't a term I'm familiar with.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Vadge and Mouth
rather than vadge and mouth. I don't know if it's an industry standard term, but in my mind it's a poor mans DP.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Wait, I'm confused.
I assume the second one should be V&A, right?

Otherwise I've been doing it wrong.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)

:(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Aaaaaaaaaw
That's so sweet. Can I congratulate you once again for a truly magnificent Bakewell Tart on Saturday night.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)

You are perfectly welcome
it's a shame you didn't get any of the shortbread though. I shall have to make something suitably epic for London next month, especially since it's Wook's birthday (and mine, the following week)
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:01, Reply)

I should have had some for breakfast really
But I was busy cleaning caramel off the cheese and bacon.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Yes, I did notice it had pissed caramel everywhere
still tasted bloody awesome, mind.
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I second that
the bakewell was bloody fantastic, even if the jam was still molten lava when I snagged my first bit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Here, here!
Berk's cakes and Aber and Mark's food were fantastic.
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Who's and Marks food?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Aber of course!
Silly boy!
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Oh of course, yes they did make some truly scrumptious stuff.
I am a total convert to Potatoes and Green Stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Chicken fucking nuggets from scratch FTW!

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I preferred the croquettas
those things were fucking lush. I could genuinely have eaten those until I was sick.
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Anytime :)
Did you find the stuff in tinfoil I left for you in your fridge?
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I did. Me and Kofi shared it : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Good good
don't forget to ask your sister for that recipe though, please!
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Will do.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:14, Reply)

OH HAI BGB!
Thank you very much for a totally awesome party. I'm sorry I didn't get to say goodbye. :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I missed you.

( thealternativefact, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I missed you too
Sorry I didn't go to Southbank I was feeling lazy. And I wanted to watch the crashing at Monaco :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I didn't imagine you'd go; I assumed you'd need the rest.
Shame the race was red-flagged, but it was entertaining nevertheless.
( thealternativefact, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Today I went to the Southbank Food Market with Gonz, Lusty and Monty.
I ate too much.
( thealternativefact, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I did a rite to an ancestor
who was pissing off my ancestor, hit some people with a big pole arm, got rained on and came home.

Actually if today started at midnight I guess I can add drinking until 4:15 and fighting some other dudes

I am tired
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

I drove home.
it was OK, but not as awesome as the bash of awesome. I can't remember the last time I laughed so much.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)

played with my nephews, went to swindon to pick up a telly,
watched wall.e, went to a pre wedding dinner with my friends. Was ace.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:32, Reply)

I'VE BEEN TO THE PUB!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:32, Reply)

i am shocked
and disappointed in you, Jeff.

Guess what? I got asked to leave for terrible puns a number of times over the weekend. Each time I though 'leave the internet', then realised I wasn't on the internet
I am too tired to be still comunicating this evening
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Captain! I defended you this evening. (granted, you were NOT under attack, but I defended you all the same!)
Who told you to keep the pun-down on the low ride?

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1219874
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:39, Reply)

some people when I was larping
when was I being defended? This is exciting

edit: I see. I wasn't dead. I got healed. Also, no trains
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:40, Reply)

It was because the bones of a murderer were a bit crunchy.
But I SPRANG to your defence anyway.

Larpers who don't like puns are bent. What puns in particular got you a double one?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:42, Reply)

to be fair, I did do a lot of puns
the best one was when we were meant to be be on a diplomatic mission. I forget the context, but the word 'rectum' was involved. The diplomatic mission was a success.

I do appreciate your springing, it could have not got nasty, there.

anyway, I must sleep now. I've had an average of 4 hours sleep a night since Friday, along with a lot of booze and fighting . Night!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Your weekend sounds like an average weekend in the West Country!
Sleep well Captain!

I too, will bow out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:47, Reply)