I'd be all like "Ray? RAY ! What are you doing here? It's 9 in the morning and I've got to get into work, I can't sit around and talk. Can you come back later?... OK, you can have a bath here if you really want, but you'll have to see to yourself... if my
stuff goes missing, I'm calling the police to say Ray Winstone stole my Macbook, so please don't put us through that. OK Ray, OK Ray, whatever, I gotta go, catch you later Ray Winstone"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 May 2011, 8:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Where the fuck did you go yesterday?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I....I.... I don't know. I was walking around and I saw Clare and she goes "THEY'VE GONE, THEY HATE YOU, THEY'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO POLITELY SAY GOOD BYE, THEY HATE YOU THAT MUCH"
I donno how we managed to lose each other in about 30sq meters.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I did two laps of that place looking for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I just kept on walking around and around, next time we should make it so you go clockwise and I go anti-clockwise and that way we'll have to pass each other.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)

IT'S A DEAL.
Next time we're going to Broadway Market farmer's market - it's ten times better than that.

Just so you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Thank you for your invite and should I be free at the time it'll be my pleasure.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

It's next to my house and on every Saturday - you just have to tell me when you are free.
TGB wants to go too, so we can make a day of it. They have some incredible stuff and it's next to a nice park.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Reads
*Yes, we'll go to the market, but you're NOT coming in my house. No Sir. Not on your nellie*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

And no baths - who do you think you are, Ray Winstone?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Well... be bop a lula

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

AbFab !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)