That was your hubby's fault I'm guessing
Won't happen in this case, much as I wish it would. Not with a dance teacher in the family.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He wanted some slow dance, which for him would involve shuffling slowly from side to side, with his hands on my arse.
I was NOT having that as a wedding dance. I wanted 'If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife' by Jimmy Soul. He refused, as it was a fast dance and he would never have survived to the end of the song.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I can see how surviving the wedding would have been fairly high on his list of priorities
Your choice of song sounds like a warning
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Just wanted to reassure him he had a happy marriage ahead of him, innit?
You'd think he'd appreciate that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)

But you are a pretty woman
and therefore the song is telling him "you're fucked mate"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)