heh, I wonder if you can get "choose your own erotica"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

write it yourself

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:25, Reply)

or better still
get b3ta to write it for me...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

is the word you are looking for there really better??
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:27, Reply)

by better
I meant less effort for me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:29, Reply)

i think the effort would come
when you had to explain why you'd given her a book in which she was oiled up with swarfega with a cucumber in her twat while goatse-ing and dropping a monster turd in your mouth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:32, Reply)

that'd be funny as hell though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:32, Reply)

And that's just the chapter one.
In chapter two, you explore how you can molest her whilst she recovers from cucumber e coli.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:33, Reply)

the chapter with a guy dressed as a masturbating
donkey doing a power slide across a stage* was too far though

*can't claim responsibility for this, a friend actually did it at a larp event :( he wasn't actually wanking, but the spray cream was certainly unnerving according to those who were there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:36, Reply)