The former
Lots of nice shoes, and lots of shoes in my size. Unfortunately, if the two areas were circles on a Venn diagram, they would be separated by a fuck-off massive gap instead of intersecting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Have you thought about chopping off your toes?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I need them for Ballroom sadly
If I can't dance I will be of no use to the missus and will have to go beard shopping
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Ballroom dancing?
Missus? Clear case of denial right there.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

steady on there mate
pace yourself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

B3th is right
You'll enjoy it more in the long run if you don't blow your load right now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

must... resist....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)