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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So is there where newbies are supposed to start?
Ummm... hi?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:06, 611 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Fuck off Bert

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Fuck off Bert

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Fuck off Bert

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Bert. Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
When ever you speak, I'm going to picture WCC just sitting there being a box (pre fire) with hand drawn speech marks on cardboard taped to the side of you.
I hope you don't mind, it's just that I would hate to see WCC tarnished with a 'voice'.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Screw you mister, not replying to me, you've made an enemy for life my friend, an enemy. for. life... buddy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Sorry!
I just got caught up in all the replies.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
^^ What he said

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I'm not Bert, whomever that is.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)
That's exactly what Bert would say

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I smell a Bert TGB

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Do you like the smell of incest in the afternoon?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I think you've got him banged to rights TGB.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
alright weightedcompanioncube

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Yeah fuck you too.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Important questions first.
1) are you male
2) are you single
3) are you over the age of 30
4) are you Bert
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Ok
1. Yes.
2. Yes, prefer it that way.
3. No.
4. No (who the fuck is Bert?)
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Pfft! under 30?
*sigh* I suppose you can join us if you really want to.

*feigns interest*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
A good start then, I guess.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I'll no doubt grow to love you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
you love everyone, you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Prefer it that way
Or have no choice in the matter? My evidence for such a supposition: You're on the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
OH HAI SQUISHYBEAR!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Hello Grinny Badger

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Hi Labia, I got a tatto too now ! it's 100% negative space.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
TGB, I made a joke about being in a negative space in the thread above.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)
AHAHAH
I love you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Oh, I forgot all about that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Haha Al, I did it !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Came to accept the latter.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)
You're under 30, and you have "come to accept" that you're single?
You're either horrifically ugly, or you're only about 15 and massively emo.

Or possibly both.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Labs.
Al and DG seem to think that agreeing with you on stuff is A Bad Thing. What are they on about?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
You're allowed to agree with him on positive things
just not negative things
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
If this is anything to do with science then I neither understand nor care to

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Honestly, I haven't a clue.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I would say "fuck 'em then" but DG's alright
In other news, four weeks today. Jus' sayin'.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Internet validation right there!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
5) Do you bearing any type of passing resemblence to Jeff Bridges?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I forgot this one.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Yes
And then again, no.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
6) Have you ever fucked your sister

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
No, I'm not from Norfolk.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
A dig at Darth in your first thread.
You might fit in around here.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I'm not FROM Norfolk
You cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
OMG you totally lied on TWL

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
With hindsight, I should have said "I LIVE in Norfolk"
Thanks for bringing up TWL though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I told my roommate "I know someone that won the weakest link"
she was well impressed
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
isn't your roomate a dog?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
lolololol
HOUSEMATE
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Was she really?
Sorry for becing cynical, but you know, this place...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
no, she was

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Awesome
Thanks for telling me :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Sorry mate.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Apologies for dropping the C-bomb
Uncalled for.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
HAHA!
You inbred homo.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
yes, yes it is
how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Fine thanks
Wondering why everyone thinks I'm Bert though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
don't let it put you off
everyone gets it.

Bert is a nutter who shagged his underage half-sister and occasionally comes back to pretend to be someone else and then has what we have come to call an "epic bertdown"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
You're either
a) totally and utterly new to b3ta
b) A complete retard
c) bert
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I'd disagree with a)
I doubt anyone other than offtopic and a few /talkers know who bert is really
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)

but OT is b3ta surely
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
in all ways except the ones that actually count

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Monty Propps is aware of bert.
As he mentioned it at the weekend. Nice bloke, is Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
That is the only time anyone has ever typed that sentence

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
What sentence?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
"Nice bloke, is Monty"
I know it's a different Monty but the principle stands
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Different Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Does he still look like Sutcliffe?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
They are too confident for a total newbie
and therefore options b or c are most likely.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
What's wrong with being confident?
I can be shy and retiring, if you like.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I'll take answer "A".
Someone called me apeloverage earlier.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I suggest you imply something ridiculous
so we can ascertain your meme early one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I'll stick with short and direct answers, if that helps.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
no no
having a meme is endearing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
It is? Can't I just be heavy and friendly?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
that should do
good luck to you
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Many thanks.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Fat cunt

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
This is Chompy
His meme is "rapist". I'm assured this is not the case. Don't let it worry you. He has excellent taste in sci-fi and is usually quite funny.

He is a total cunt though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Talking of Sci Fi
have you got into Stargate universe, cancelled now and the last episode was the other week. But it's worth a look.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Cheers
I'll stick it on The List. Which I genuinely will get around to starting, as soon as I've finished watching BSG again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
You missed out 'paperclip salesman'.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
And witty and charming

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Thanks you two.
I'll make sure to remember that.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Is it fuck

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Have I been around long enough to call you gay yet?
Or is more time needed?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
that is the quickest route to acceptance

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
No, no. Feel free to join in.
as Darth said to that trucker, that one time.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
You've got as much reason to as anyone else

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
the massive body of evidence that indicates that you are a raving quender?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
And the collection of simply fabulous shoes?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
*sigh*
I do need more fabulous shoes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Have you had any more luck with wedding shoes?
or no chance yet to look?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
The former
Lots of nice shoes, and lots of shoes in my size. Unfortunately, if the two areas were circles on a Venn diagram, they would be separated by a fuck-off massive gap instead of intersecting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Have you thought about chopping off your toes?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I need them for Ballroom sadly
If I can't dance I will be of no use to the missus and will have to go beard shopping
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Ballroom dancing?
Missus? Clear case of denial right there.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
steady on there mate
pace yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
B3th is right
You'll enjoy it more in the long run if you don't blow your load right now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
must... resist....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I like the use of the word quender.
Have you got a navel piercing?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:43, Reply)
perhaps new to /ot is more accurate
I'm pretty sure the rest of b3ta doesn't give a shit about bert
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Ok, quick rundown for you
Darth is gay
Al is fat
BGB is lonely
Jeff does terrible puns
Gonz is awesum
TGB is angry
Vipros is smug
Monty is fucking shit
NakedApe isn't funny
and I'm a cross dressing northerner.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Right, I'll bookmark this answer to remind myself in future.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I'm not lonely you buffoon.
I'M DESPERATE!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Well go for a wee then

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=myPYhqByS1Y
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
heheheh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
What about me, AA?
Validate me!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
B3th is the needy one weightedcompanioncube

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
oh my god it's like you can see into my soul!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
ZINGzingZING

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
And I don't exist apparently
Oh yeah and Fuck off Bert!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
There wasn't really anything I could put about you!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
How about how awesome I am
and how I am king of all geeks!

I hate you now
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Yes, but that would require explanation, and I'm far too lazy for that!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
All of those require explanation
So you are mean and I hate you
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Note post below

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Have you ever piloted a Harrier jump jet
or posed as an army medic?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Only in a computer game, and I hate the sight of blood.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
you'd be surprised how many mentalists
appear as new usernames periodically. You'll find yourself under suspicion for a little while. Ever paid someone's mortgage in exchange for bumhole pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
No, that'd be very, very wrong.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
also: have you ever forcefed a cat coins
and thrown it through a window
knocked out 3 blokes
paid someone from the internet's mortgage
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Also
Do you own a Honda Accord?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
No- why?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
And used it to administer vigilante justice?
How many supermodels have you slept with?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
You've lost me now.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
a long time ago
some dude posted a qotw in which he got justice by sleeping with supermodels and pinning his school nemesis to the wall with a honda accord
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
You really must do your homework before delving into the weird and wacky world of B3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I thought I'd learn on the job.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
No, I like cats too much for that, even if they smell funny.
No.
No.
No, but someone really did that? Can they pay mine?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
you have to find the right nutter
and then send them a picture of your bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
with a cat in it

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I'm not sure I can even get a picture of my bumhole.
I'd need help, I think.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
BGB!
You're needed over here.

Acting upon a meme with impressive speed there mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
*fetches box brownie*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
So many puns, so little time...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
there is always time for puns
off you go...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I can't think of any now!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I think this guy checks out, guys
although Roota's the one to really investigate
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I'll bet he is a larper

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
if he is I'll have to challenge him to a dual
there isn't space for THREE larpers round here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
a dual what?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
shut up
I am too old to type properly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
No, definitely not a larper.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
seems ok to me
but I've been convinced that someone wasn't Bert before and I was wrong.

He's posted a couple of alright qotw stories this week. Well, one feel good story and a terrible pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Roota's being in Hollyoaks today
We can ask her to check later.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
She's in Chester, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Do the cast travel back to the 1950s?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I think the rapid fire answering
is symptomatic of a new username for an old user.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
No, just a fast internet connection.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
It's not that I don't trust you not to be a sock puppet account
actually, that's not true, you are acting in a way that is just like a sockpuppet account.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Think as you will, but this is the only account I have.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
The others being banned of course

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
No...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
What is a weightedcompanioncube?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Thing from Portal

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Oh, ummm I sure that's erm a good thing

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Great game
even you'd like it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Steady on, that's going a bit far isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
The only console I've ever had is the Atari 2600, which I still have factfans
Would that play portal on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Oh right, well in that case I clearly stand corrected.
If only everything in the world were that easy to prove.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
there must be a way we can know for sure
alternatively, we could play along and watch him break down and reveal himself as bert
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
You know, if this is how we treat everybody who joins us
it's a wonder we don't have a worse reputation.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
it's astonishing that anyone ever sticks around frankly
and I'm surprised that we don't have more flounces. Although I'm equally surprised that rswipe flounced.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I was surprised at what a massive racist she turned out to be without any of us realising.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
You can't help yourself sometimnes can you
RIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBS COUNTDOWN! Everyone is coming
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I don't know what you mean by that first statement.
When you say everyone, do you mean Labs, only I'm trying to keep myself as positive as possible and I just feel that he takes me in the opposite direction.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
No he's not coming
It would take him a month to get all the BBQ sauce out from all his chin folds
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
One one hand I'm pleased that this is the case
but on the other I'm imagining his little face when he realises we're all having ribs without him. And it's making me smile.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
There will be a negative space at the table
fo' sho'.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
You know I'd love to blame you for the flounce Al
I really would. But she was obviously primed to flounce and waiting for an excuse, what prompted it was tame by your standards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
She'd been taking a fair bit of shit recently.
Not long before, there was that whole argument over how she'd acted towards Bella, before that there was her attitude to money etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Bella didn't help herself though
I had to have a word with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
"have a word" eh?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

word roll
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
the word was "roll"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Everyone takes a fair bit of shit
Apart from me. Because I'm loved by all
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I know, I'm not saying it was entirely justified.
She doesn't handle it as well as she makes out, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
you can fucking dish it out though ;-)
and yet you are loved by all
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
VETO!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
you reckon she was primed to flounce?
I'd like you to justify that statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I have nowt to back it up save supposition
Basically, a) as Kroney said, she'd taken a lot of shit, Al and I had a proper go at her about Bella, and b) I can't believe the whole "racist" thing was sufficient to cause a flounce. Unless she'd been considering it anyway.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
was what she said actually racist?
I don't recall, despite having been there.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Not really.
It's just that she mentioned that the client in question happened to be Asian.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
if I remember correctly
it felt to me like the original statement wasn't racist but she didn't do a good job of explaining herself in the aftermath.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
She said something like I hate the asians with their weird names.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
she wasn't your biggest fan either

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
It's because he's half pakistani.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
This place was much better once I put her on ignore.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)
she was easily baited though
and had a good line in "I was pretending to be like that, haha you fell into the trap"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)
All that did make for some cracking internet.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I thought so

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Yes, but only mildly
and like I said before I don't actually think she's a racist, but what she wrote did come across that way.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Most people don't start their own new thread as their first entry.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
So?
there's nothing wrong with starting a new thread. At least he asked a question.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
CHEV

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
CHELIOS

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
RON

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
That's what all the sockpuppets say.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
he's a noobert

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Welcome, sir
Being told to fuck off and assigned the insulting moniker of "Bert" is part of the OT acceptance process. Eventually people will stop mocking you for specious and fictional reasons and come to accept you.

So I'm told.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
we've stopped mocking you fictional reasons
now we just stick with the gay jibes
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Very good

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
No, this is more where the old and tired end up.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Oh, I'm neither. I was bored until I posted this thread though.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I am both
and also, bored.

Tell us a little about yourself, new person.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
What's to tell?
I like Frank Turner and Gogol Bordello, if that helps.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Gogol Bordello are superb

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I'd love to see them live.
Missed out on the chance a few months back, I was gutted. Frank Turner puts on a damn good show though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Never actually listened to him tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I saw Gogol Bordello support Rage Against the Machine
Amaaaaaaaaaaaazing
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)
HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH SEXFACE?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
No, but it sounds like I wouldn't want to.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Are you SexFace?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
He's trapped in opendecks radio playing gay fisting trance from what I can make out
Not unlike Zod trapped in that glass in superman 2
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
never seen it
but it sounds fucking terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
WHHAAAAT

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
i no rite

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
No. I am weightedcompanioncube.
Or WCC for short.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
How did beckyletters rate your sexual performance?
Fair, middling, poor or THE BEST SHE'S EVER HAD?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
She's been lucky enough to have his very cock in her mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Rachelswipe must be gutted that she "only" managed to pull piston
I mean sure, piston's a god among men, but he just doesn't have the cache of Bert.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
wait, wait wait....
Piston pulled Rswipe?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Where have you been this year?
Has it been here?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Who are piston and rswipe?
Are they happy together?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Piston Broke is the living embodiment of Arnold Rimmer, minus the charm.
Rachelswipe is a successful lawyer with expensive tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
And they got together?
Is he an accountant or something?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Read back the description of Piston Broke
To accuse someone of shagging him is a beyond-the-pale term of abuse. Regardless of factual accuracy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Webmaster, lothario, raconteur
Rimmer lookalike
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I guess not.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)
I think it's a joke.
It's a joke right?
I can't begin to think highfalutin rswipe would get with simple simon piston
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Piston_Broke ain't no joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
but he tells good jokes

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)
trolllololololololol

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
You say that but Piston is the 'Webmaster' of none other than 'Blue Haze'
I mean holy fuck, birds gush at that
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
no wai
piston is involved with 'Blue Haze'?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
For my sins I looked at the site yesterday and lolled at their upcoming gigs

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Everything that you ever wanted to know about the Mighty Blue Haze but could never be arsed looking up
www.thebluehaze.co.uk/wp/?page_id=2
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
great photos...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
argh my eyes!
they all look like fat, escaped mental patients. With the exception of Hood-Butter
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Some of the office girls here were looking at that site
when they saw who the webmaster was, we had to evacuate the building. It was like the fucking Poseidon Adventure.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Your building turned upside down
and Gene Hackman had to help you escape?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Happens all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
He lead us up a Christmas tree to the next level
to escape from the risk of drowning, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Never met her, so I can't say.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Don't believe everything you read online

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Fuck off Bert
Hello, are you a tied to a tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
honestly mate, turn around and walk away
best bit of advice I can give you. Oh and Fuck off Bert you incestuous paedo.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Seems to be a thing, calling newbies bert.
I don't have a sister. Or a brother come to that.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Hi new person
Run whilst you still can before you develop severe internet asperger's syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
How does that work?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Look around you
Have you seen more asperger's in one place before? You catch it through your keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Oh.
I work in IT, I'm surrounded by it anyway.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Oh nooooo not another one!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
You lot breed like fucking rabbits.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
The word is replicate

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Hey we rule! IT people keep the world going round
and are useful when you need pirate software.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Ok I concede.
But there is rather a lot of you. You are fast outstripping hairdressers.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Thats because more people have computers
than hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Sorry!
It was either that or back to the dole queue, and I hate mooching off the state.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I can help you WCC, tell me something amusing about yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Do I have to?
All my stories lose something in the re-telling.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
What are your thoughts on anal?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I'm told it's like repeatedly needing a shit.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
We need something to latch onto, do you have a wife for example?
Does she have musky anus for example?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Erm, no.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Hello, suspiciously adept new person.
Please read the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
And this one
http://b3ta.com/features/faq/
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I ain't clicking that cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Fuck you, you fucking fuckface!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Suck my balls and eat a fungal thrush sandwich, you fickle Mr Hyde to my Dr Jekyll.
Not twenty-four hours ago were you declaring your love for me. Besides, I'm in bed and listening to The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, and I'm willing to bet you're still at work. Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Besides, I was calling the link a cunt, not you cunt cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Yeh well I was calling you a fackface not the link fuckface, fuckface
Or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)
were you aware that there is a Dirk Gently tv programme starring that guy from Green Wing?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Yeh I was horny then! Now I've had my wicked way you can fuck right off again!
Yeh I'm still at work but here I am watching Caprica and surfing the web. At home I would have to change nappies and listen to my wife moan. Oh and there's a bar here and the Ale is £1.50 a pint
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I clicked it because I like the song

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Are we in the FAQ's?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Thanks Noel.
You've just set off my epilepsy that I didn't even know I had before clicking that.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Are we allowed to ask how the spawn is handling being disowned?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
He's gone for a walk with his mum and grandparents.
The dishes remain unwashed from the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Thanks for that. I'm blind now.
And apparently, I love horses now.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I like this FAQ
I was expecting to love a horse though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Do you have abnormally short femurs?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Way ahead of you and more direct

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
No.
No I don't.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
So.
What do you think of it so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Hilarious and fast-paced?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Are we on the same OT?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Obviously not.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Fast-paced?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
If you found out that NakedApe had died, would you get a 'lazy lob-on'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
No, I'm not a necrophiliac.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I would, but that's just biology innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
when my cousin died my mate Cassie whispered to him [while he was in the casket] that she would've slobbed his knob
because he was always asking her to before he died
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Fucking odd post of the day

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
"slobbed" certainly doesn't conjure a pleasant image.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
yeah, definitely not something you'd think of when there's a fresh corpse you're speaking to

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
It cunjors up the image of Slobodan Milosevic to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)
It WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I'm trying to figure out if that was deliberate

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I'm going to go to the print room and have a FUCK OFF BERT shirt made
People will look at me and think "Wow I don't get it so he must be cool!"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
That will definitely be what they are thinking.

Definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I'm going to get you an I HEART BOWIE one
then superglue it to you when you're wasted
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
What are your views on the recorded works of Mr D. Bowie, née Jones?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
*waits*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I like some of it.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
*ducks*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Where?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
It was nice knowing you

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I guess someone hates David Bowie then?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
God bless the new ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
So who hates Bowie then?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Monty
but in his defence, he hates most things
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
We all say we do, to appease the garrulous geriatric known as Monty Boyce
In your favour, he's soft as shite. On the other hand, he can eviscerate a man with his wit in less time than it takes Andre Marriner to ruin a hard-working team's season.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Oh, ok then.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I think you're massively bigging up Montys Wit
to the point where that's an outright lie.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
I'm undecided.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)
I am possessed of genuine admiration for Monty's wit
Anyway, it took Marriner 90 minutes to ruin our season with his scant regard for the rules of football, so it's not that flattering.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Hate is such a mild word

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Loathes with the fire of a thousand O-type stars?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Who vandalised the Blue Peter garden, and were they mentally ill?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
I don't know, and they were probably just bored.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
we all know it was you and your bumchum Deacon
don't deny it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
*doesn't deny it*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
I thought that was John Fashanu
?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
"...and in the midst of all the damage, the word 'Awooga' was burned onto the grass. The culprits remain at large."

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
It's more great work from /OT's favourite tranny.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
This pisses all over the Blue Peter garden episode.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-13616599
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Les Ferdinand

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Whilst Les was running wild in the garden
Sarah Greene was on a pool table.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Hello new person.
Behave yourself, don't throw up on anyone, don't punch anyone and you'll be doing better than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
it's posts like this that make me think "you should never go to a bash"
I mean, not you, but me. As in I should never go
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I went to two
and I survived
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)
I won't be going to any bashes soon.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)
It's less of that and more of the fact that I act like a total fool when I'm drunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Are you an ancient 70's reject, body and mind destroyed by years of drug abuse
just one knock at the door from the baliffs away from sucking off tramps for change; desperate and full of vitriol you plan to spew your bile all over the innocent internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
'Despreate'?
For crying out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Quite clearly a typo, so get off your horse and suck it off
you horse homo
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
No.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Homosexuals:
God-cursed sodomites deserving of the fires of hell, or ‘alright really – I like that Larry Grayson. He’s one isn’t he?’
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
What are your intentions with my daughter?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Hi there
I'm 'Bill Clay' - if indeed that's my real name

What sort of IT stuff do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
IT support- the turn it off and on again brigade.
There's a fella on the first floor who looks exactly like Moss.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Kate Moss?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
So you are generally useless
is that what you're saying?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I'm saying you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
No, this is just a job to keep me out of the dole queue and give me someone to talk to.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Call him a witless spastic.
Go on - do it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
No, I shan't and I won't!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
You witless spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
No, YOU witless spastic.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)
There. That wasn't so hard, now was it?
Lesson two:

Go round NakedApe's house tonight at 4am and burn it and all its pitiful contents to the ground, whilst masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
+while screaming the Lord's Prayer

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
But what will you do with your Wednesday night?
there are only so many floorboard cracks to sniff in the desperate hope of hit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I'm going to be supervising Bert here on his 'Newbie Arson Trial'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I'm not Bert, and I won't be doing the trial by arson.
I can't afford the train fare, and petrol costs too much these days.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)
That's my line!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Sorry, you witless spastic goat fucker

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaans!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
*slo-mo plummets*
*hopes that's not a hostage*
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
YES!
I love this meme.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
It's a grower

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)
The Nazis:
A warning from history or pretty fucking cool in the hardware department?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Both.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
You've managed 350 replies on your first thread, if it reaches 600 you have to fuck off by your own rules

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
What rules?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Where do you stand on the principle of flinging Michael McIntyre fans into France via trebuchet?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Can I set them on fire first?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
*shakes hands*
Vicious and creative. Good work.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Thanks!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Stewart lee's last comedy vehicle on stand up
has a nice angry bit about him.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Don't throw petrol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)
...and now I know what I'm watching on iPlayer when all my colleagues have fucked off home
Thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I take it your screen is in view to the rest of the office
Mine isn't, I'm watching the tennis instead of pretending to work today.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
If indeed that really IS tennis.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
He's like a dog with a bone when he decides he likes something
Or a dog with a frozen turd, in my case.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Some of my colleagues have less-than-brilliant time management skills
and get snotty about the flagrant use of the internet, lest it lead to more work for them.

Or:

have less-than-brilliant time management skills

and get snotty about the flagrant use of the internet, lest it lead to more work for them.

are cunts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Bloody colleagues, eh?
I'm in a team of one in a small company where my skills are viewed as something akin to sourcery, so I can get away with a fair bit whilst still being a miracle worker.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)
They think you're good at finding things?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Damn you Terry Pratchett!*
*not really Terry, I think you're AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Have you ever thrown up on a pair of slippers?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Or shat in your girlfriends bed

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Or in Gonz's parents'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)
No to all of the above.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Well then you simply haven't lived.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
I'll make a point of buying some slippers at the weekend.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)
How much of 'that' do you have?
Insufficient, about the right amount - or too much?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Enough, for a given value of that.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Hmmm...your answer appears to be somewhat cagey.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
His 15" black rubber cock, perhaps?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
I'm trying to keep a sense of mystique.
I'm probably not doing very well though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
By 'sense,' do you mean 'scent?'
And by 'mystique,' do you mean your own particular brand of anal musk?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)
No, what's this anal musk thing about?
Is it some corvid obsession?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Nope
Look it up alongside "short thighs" and you'll find a reference to one Happybara and his long-femured missus.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Erm, ok.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Were you at a house party in the North East this weekend?
And was her diary interesting?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Ever pooed in a Dalek?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Or smoked in the house?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
or frozen your own poo

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
No to all of the above.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Do you do that "pre-cum thing"?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Are these your eyes?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
He's looking into your soul Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
I bet those mushrooms from the weekend are starting to repeat on him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
My brow is now covered in ice-cold sweat and my guts have turned to jelly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Are you feeling a trifle unwell?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
You should be locked up in custardy for that

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
LTI

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Tut. Flipping the Bird('s) at such a promising subthread so soon.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Picture won't display
So I can't tell.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Count yourself lucky.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)
if you aren't bert
or some other sockpuppet, this must be the most epic intro to /ot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
I'll bet this thread has more replies than you've had birthday wishes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)
yes
but it's only 20 to 4, there;s still time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Is it your birthday?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)
yes
is it yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
No, but happy birthday!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
yes! another one
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
You're welcome.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
It was actually twenty to five when you posted that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
oh, tits, later than I thought

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Epic, certainly. Interesting, yes. Printable? No.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
You're still here and that's half the battle
If you need tips on how to put up with being mercilessly teased gaz DarthFoxtrot, he does it with aplomb
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
What's the other half?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)
the crushing tedium
the daily abuse and then the bashes
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Don't forget food

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Sounds like my job, really.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
If I hadn't abandoned the strikethrough, I'd replace 'plomb' with
'series of anonymous men in his local park, every single night'.

But I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Nice circumnavigation of your own rules

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)
You've done it with the men in the park?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)
*fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Five men in the park?
Christ, that's a feat!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Well done you
Monty is here to be abused so fill your boots
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
B3th said not to blow my wad too early.
I'll save some for later.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Not quite.
There was a 'lolarious' practice milked to utter death (I played my part, I cannot lie) of 'correcting' others' posts for them using strikethroughs. Occasionally this was genuinely funny. The other 99% not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

There was a 'lolarious' practice milked to utter death (I played my part, I cannot lie) of 'correcting' others' posts for them using strikethroughs. Occasionally this was genuinely funny. The other 99% not at all. I prefer to give blow jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
my work here is done

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Ok, I'll avoid that then.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Holy crap
I went for a shower and this is still going.

Almost as good as that thread of BGB's that got over 600 replies.
And I thought it was a slow day -clicks tongue-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I went to the shop
and the laundrette and found it still going. could keep on for days
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
How is life on Albert Square treating you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
well I had to do a stint on the market stall
because someone was shagging someone else and being really miserable about it, then there was a fight, I popped into the Vic and then went to some cafe where everyone was having life traumas
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Just an average day then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
What did you eat?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
I didn't eat anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
This is a slow day?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
it was until your thread
evenings are slower, that's where the cool kids hang out
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
What makes a cool kid round here then?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Somebody without the prediliction for melting down in full view of the baying mob.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Ah, like the flounce that was mentioned earlier?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:53, Reply)
honda accords, 15" dildoes
and an encyclopaedic knowledge of Red Dwarf, Pratchet and david Bowie's back catelogue
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Oh god...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)
popcorn.gif

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Well, I've got two out of five.
Nothing to do with my picture of Starbug or me reading Lords and Ladies on Kindle, oh no.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Don't be afraid to ask for advice regarding smelling a ripe anus during sex
or copy and paste your favourite lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
ESPECIALLY N-DUBZ

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Fuck off, I hate n-dubz. Complete pile of unmitigated shite they are.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Look mate, you can take a long walk off a short pier for all I care.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Ok, but can the pier be two foot above the water?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Kristine is the BIGGEST BULLY IN INTERNET HISTORY.
She once did for Battered (RIP) - don't make the same mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)
Favourite lyrics?
Frank Turner will be getting an outing here at some point then.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Oooh, I "know" him
by know him i mean he is a friend of friend
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Hahaha see below - we're almost related, NA.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
That would explain why you are such a witless spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Oh?
You've beaten me on the famous people front then.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
I know his dad.
He goes out with one of my mother's best friends. They do not talk to each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Oh, I forgot
Monty likes to namedrop.
A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Internet Lies ^

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Winchester links innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)
I'd quite like to meet him.
But I'd probably go all fanboy-ish and say something like "wstgfl" a lot.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)
Hello new person.
What are your views on the following:
1) Breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Warm, squishy and very, very comfortable.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I like breasts as well
you'll fit right in
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Correct answer.
Are we talking about your own or somebody elses?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
I'll plead the fifth on that.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:53, Reply)
That doesn't work here.
I'll just form an unsupportable opinion and never let it go.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
I HEAR WEIGHTEDCOMPANIONCUBE
HAS MASSIVE JUGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Well, I did say I was companionable and weighty.
I think you just found my meme.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Exactly my conclusion.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
I LIKE THEM.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
We all like them.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
I'm more of a legs man, myself
Haha, j/k
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Oh hello there.

(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Fuck off Bert - if indeed that's your real name

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
You smell of poo.
Also, I am not Bert.
(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Oh hello!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Oh christ, has Darth gone into wine-tasting now?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Some form of gargling, I shouldn't wonder.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Do you think he prefers to spit or swallow?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)
I always swallow.
Waste of wine!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Kindly stop ruining the flow of wine-related gay innuendo.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)
Ok, you've been here a lot longer than me.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)
No need to get in a flap about it

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)
I couldn't think of anything.

(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Think about Darth bumming you
see that's better
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Fuck it's a flood

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)
I can't believe we've got this far into this thread
And nobody's asked him what he had for lunch, let alone whether it was 'nommy.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
The times they are a'changin', young man.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Unbelievable...
I turn my back for five minutes (believing it safe to do so in spite of the continuing presence of Darth)...they'll be having deep, meaningful conversations at this rate, I tell you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Steady now.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)
To cling on to the bastions of /OT conversation I am familiar with:
Marmite - love or hate?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Can't stand it.
Anything that smells of damp socks can't be good for you.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
he checks out!
right, all aboard the next thread
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
It's gone for a Burton.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)
There was one, but it looks like it was deleted.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)
That's bad form
Never delete a new thread. Especially if it stomps on one of Monty's
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Ok, I'll remember that.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)
Never delete
never surrender
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)
That was a terrible film.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)
you are wrong
i once quoted it in a lecture to a deafening silence
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)
What was the lecture on?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)
taking pictures

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)
What of?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:19, Reply)
all sorts of shit

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Like on the Bristol stool scale?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:22, Reply)
yeah, pretty much

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Fuck off Ebert

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)
I'm not Bert, and I won't fuck off.
Nor shall I sit down, or shut up. And most of all I will not grow up.

Well, that's the song lyrics out the way.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)
Ebert
As in Roger, noted film critic, 'cause you made a comment about a film and...OH, JUST FORGET IT YEAH!

Who sang that then, The London Boys?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:27, Reply)
it was Jeff!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)
Oh, that doesn't matter then.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Are you saying I don't matter?
Are you trying to look down my top? Are you saying I've not got owt?

*Puts dukes up!*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)
All those things I'm afraid jeff.
*puts shelves up*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)
It was.
And it was redundant before it started.

Clearly if I'd have asked if 540 replies was enough to start a new thread it might have got a reply, but it didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)
We'll see what happens.
I do feel quite welcomed though, if that helps.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)
Fuck off Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)
Sod off you thread-deleting fuckwit.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)
You're a fucking shoeless Deacon.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:19, Reply)
And you're a dog fucker.
Your point?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)
I'm just wondering if you know the first 3 letters of the alphabet

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)
ABC- it's easy as 123 you clot.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:22, Reply)
ABC?
You're an African Bum Cleaner.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)
YOU GOT HIM!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:27, Reply)
*releases emergency Benny from the forest*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)
what?!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)
See above.
I wonder if this thread will get to 600?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Damn it, you were supposed to give me a one word answer
So I could craftily edit my original question to read, "Which hand would rather that bloke from Night of the Hunter used to fist you?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Mum used to say I was so sharp I'd cut myself.
So what does that mean for intelligent emos?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)
You show promise, young Mr Cube
And I would have previously suggested that there are none, but then AA does seem to be getting sharper these days...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)
Not sure who AA is.
But thanks!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:17, Reply)
*waves*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)
Hello!
*Waves back*
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:19, Reply)
KICK HIM IN THE FUCKING NUTS.
Go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)
No.
That's a terrible thing to do to a man. Unless it's David Cameron.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:22, Reply)
You'll like Al
He's a communist as well.

Do you ever play frisbee?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)
Yes, but I haven't done for ages.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:25, Reply)
It's ADAM!
Fuck off Adam, back to the tea room there's a good boy*

*i realise this makes no sense to you
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:27, Reply)
You're right, it makes fuck-all sense.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)
*cough*McIntyre*cough*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)
You both lose due to this post
CWW because he/she/it quoted Macintyre and you dear boy because you knew said quote was by said cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:25, Reply)
I didn't know that
I was sugesting that said cunt was in dire need of a kick in the bollocks.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)
Ohhhh, I've done you a diservice
apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)
No worries mate
As it's you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Oh yes, him too.
Thanks.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)
AgnosticCombiChrist.
He's a fucking cunt who lives on munchy boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)
Munchy boxes?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)
They are a disgusting Glaswegian fast food sensation.
AA has three a day - just as snacks between meals. This is why he is so corpulent he uses crutches just to keep his jowls up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Yuck.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)
That's what Bella said

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)
She still did, though.
Because she was revelling in her feminine power.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Half right

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:22, Reply)
Question:
are people just posting now to see if this juggernaut can reach four figures?

Poor... I want to say weightedcompanioncube? Sorry mate, we're going to have to shorten that, effort; will never see the likes of this glory again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:25, Reply)
I think WCC will be sorely missed.
In about 2 days time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:27, Reply)
'Weighters', of course.


If indeed that is his real name.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)
her, it's a girl on the internet
*sweats*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)
There are no girls on the internet, you dolt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)
I'm not a girl.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Then we can exhaust the 'waiter, waiter' genre of jokes until he/she kills him/herself to alleviate the tedium.
That would be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)
I like this meme
but am disappointed you haven't yet conjured a thoroughly disgusting accusation to level at the fellow, Mr Boyce. See if you can outdo Kroney's
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Shouldn't be hard
spacedocking is relatively tame in comparison to, say, munting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Sometimes the plain odd is superior.
Look at Wet Ham Man.

Well, you could if he hadn't been cruelly taken from us in his prime.

*pours out a 40, wipes tears away*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)
I totally missed the Wet Ham Man thing
Synopsis please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Search function's back.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:40, Reply)
Thank you
Now if I can muster the effort...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:42, Reply)
He was completely harmless.
I remarked that his name reminded me of Wet Ham Man (it wasn't quite spelled that way). That was it really. Every time he posted I'd refer to this or post a picture of some boiled ham. Eventually he cracked and flounced with a low key 'it's just not funny' kind of post.

The next phase was to claim that he was a fallen /OT legend, so whenever old B3tans are mentioned he gets an RIP-type tribute.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:42, Reply)
I think I've just learned why "ignorance is bliss" is such a popular saying
Thank you for taking the time, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:48, Reply)
If you read through it
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=wet+ham+man

it's like a documentary on what's wrong with my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)
*musters courage*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:57, Reply)
WCC will do fine.
It's a bit of an introduction, I will say that. Be cool to see if this goes to four figures but I don't hold out much hope. And with that, hometime!

In a bit.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Weighters, Weighters!
There's a fly in my soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)
*cough*nadir*cough*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)
ZENITH.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)
You know what, I quite agree
A variant on one of the oldest, crappest jokes I'm aware of is the pinnacle of the internet to date. Let's see the likes of Zero Punctuation match that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:38, Reply)
Jobsworth
I'm off too to stalk WCC
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)
WCC makes you sound like a Women's Cricket Club.
Just saying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)
is that why you're taking such an interest?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Yes, yes it is
/protests too much
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:35, Reply)
I thought you'd have gone with the Water Closet Club
*cottaging lolz*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Well, that's over 600 replies.
I therefore feel no shame in shoehorning a link in here. I insist that you all play this game immediately. And forever.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:41, Reply)
Meh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:45, Reply)
Screw you, bitch!
This game is fucking awesome. I've made a zombie and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:47, Reply)
Oh, splendid news!!!
I do love a good old zombie and I'm pretty sure young Jeffles does too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:47, Reply)
oo, my friend was telling me about this game the other day

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:49, Reply)
When you went to visit them at the special needs hospital?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:50, Reply)
Have you been at the cooking sherry again?

/Special Brew on the cornflakes lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:47, Reply)

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