split blonde
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

She's not strawberry blonde
she's a deep red colour, with skin the colour and texture of monumental alabaster.

*drools*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

alabaster always makes me think of
Alabaster Codify, from the day today or Brass Eye, I forget.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Lampers hot red headed flatmate
always makes me think of a hot red headed girl with pale skin.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

She is hot I should gaz the fuck out of her.
I'm sure lampers has bigged me up loooooads to her already.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

You should gaz her and say
"Hey Baby, I know Lampers has told you all about me, and it's true, I CAN last that long, and I know that double handed fingering technique where I get both index fingers in your vadge and both middle fingers in your bum. How's about you and me go out sometime?"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Ha ha, with lines like that no wonder you're married.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

How do you think I snagged her?
It's not like we just spent all night in a youth hostel drinking strange punch made in a plastic storage container out of gin, vodka, white wine and fruit punch flavoured juice drink and then headed on to a horrific backpackers bar for more beers and then a taxi back over the Harbour Bridge to my house. No, I needed some serious pick up lines.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)