I pronounce that thread shit
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13632447
Make hair puns then.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:55, 33 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

have you been combing the internet for links again?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I'll root around and see what I can find

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I hope you dye.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I had a brush with the law once.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow, we dye!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

hair today, gone tomorrow

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I'll BUNdle a few together here
Plaititudes welcome
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I just bought a Feast
It was a bit melty and not as good as remember them being as a child. I really wanted a dark chocolate magnum but they didn't have any and i've just realised the thing I really wanted was that new Cornetto that has the caramel all the way through it and the advert has that guy turning into a giant teddy bear.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)

i had a snickers ice cream cone yesterday, it had caramel all through it, it was amazing

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I just bought a Feast
It was a bit melty and not as good as remember them being as a child. I really wanted a dark chocolate magnum but they didn't have any and i've just realised the thing I really wanted was that new Cornetto that has the caramel all the way through it and the advert has that guy turning into a giant teddy bear.
( althgrde hs dclrd wr on vowls. Xcpt whn strctly ncsscry., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:07, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
i had a snickers ice cream cone yesterday, it had caramel all through it, it was amazing



FUCKING HAIR PUNS!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

fuck you twatwaffle, you haven't said anything about the puns that are already there

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Quite.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Oh god I want one of those- the cornettos I mean
I've just had a "strawberry split"- vanilla ice cream coated in strawberry ice. It was nom.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)

split blonde
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

She's not strawberry blonde
she's a deep red colour, with skin the colour and texture of monumental alabaster.

*drools*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

alabaster always makes me think of
Alabaster Codify, from the day today or Brass Eye, I forget.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Lampers hot red headed flatmate
always makes me think of a hot red headed girl with pale skin.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

She is hot I should gaz the fuck out of her.
I'm sure lampers has bigged me up loooooads to her already.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

You should gaz her and say
"Hey Baby, I know Lampers has told you all about me, and it's true, I CAN last that long, and I know that double handed fingering technique where I get both index fingers in your vadge and both middle fingers in your bum. How's about you and me go out sometime?"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Ha ha, with lines like that no wonder you're married.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

How do you think I snagged her?
It's not like we just spent all night in a youth hostel drinking strange punch made in a plastic storage container out of gin, vodka, white wine and fruit punch flavoured juice drink and then headed on to a horrific backpackers bar for more beers and then a taxi back over the Harbour Bridge to my house. No, I needed some serious pick up lines.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Dear God! has it comb to this?

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Sorry shall I edit it so it's about you?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Well I didn't notice the pun and now I feel silly.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Serves you right for picking on me all the time.

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Eating something you miserable fuckwit.

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

So much for the ribald humour.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Whoever's doing this should be locked up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)

The poor victims must be in some considerable dis tress.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Seriously?
Monty, really I expected better from you, I realise that all that time spent with Lusty has "mellowed" you somewhat, but honestly, hair puns?

You disgust me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Of the many reasons why Monty should disgust you,
this is the least.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

This thread is keratinous.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Ah, bravo.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)