Buy some stocks
and not the paper kind either. Just think how much better you'd feel pelting mouldy cabbages off him!

If I recall, you aren't sweary Jr's biological dad yeah? did you get the "you aren't my dad" treatment? Mrs Cow has a daughter who gave me that shit when she was about 17
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No, I'm not.
But I've never had that from him, to be fair. Possibly a matter of time though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I inherited a daughter who was aged 13
Talk about a crash course in parenthood
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Being a step parent is bloody hard.
Especially when you never wanted kids anyway. Knowing when to step in discipline wise is extremely difficult. I've only ever really lost my rag with him once because he was being an utter arsehat of the highest order, and fell out with the missus big time because of it, before she calmed down and realised that I was completely justified in my actions.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

*Step-dad high fives*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Would you two mind holding your nonce club meetings somewhere else?
Thanks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

This isn't nonce.com?
Evidence suggests otherwise
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

No noncery here.
He fucking stinks.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:58, Reply)

In fairness you were 'interfering with her' at the time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Whoops, I really should fit a lock to this bathroom door, fancy seeing you on the toilet again

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)

The thought of seeing Monty on the bog has just made me bowk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)