I was only there for two hours
I turned up late and left early to go back to the party I'd been at previously. Rookie error: it was shit. I should've stayed at Blousie's. Still, I made up for it this year...

Before this summer is over I would very much like to have found a job, otherwise I am comprehensively and completely fucked.
(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I didn't know you personally knew one of the members of McFly!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Pardon?

(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I was gonna post it on Facebook but I thought it was a little too cruel there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Well yes, because there he can see it...
he does have an air of youthful boybandishness about him, I admit.


Still fucking hot though.
(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

He is rather dishy I must admit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Darth. Give Noel back his login.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I'd offer to share, as long as I could watch
but I don't think he'd go for that, somehow.
(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Shame, I'm game for a bit of less-than-average cock.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

After your 15" black rubber dildo
I doubt it would even touch the sides.
(berk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

It's 15" long but only 1.5" wide.
It's more for intestine-tickling than gape-inducing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)