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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Scratches on my back from short-cutting through woods.
But since it looked like I'd been attacked by a wolverine, the obvious conclusion to jump to was that I'd been playing away.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Also this
I am a massive spaz, and am forever bumping into various shit, resulting in bruises all over. I can't tell you the number of times I've had bruises up and down my limbs that mr b3th swears are 'just the right size for thumb marks'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Older guys with women noticeably younger than them
are always a *little* bit paranoid about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)
It doesn't help that his first wife cheated on him
but as I keep telling him, we're not ALL the same. And the fact that I'm significantly different to 'most women' is one of the reasons he likes me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Significantly different?
Do you have three breasts, or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)
snake with three tits

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)
I'm more blokey than most girls
Apart from being HOT and SEXY, obviously, which almost goes without saying.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Almost, but apparently not quite.
Blokey? You mean you have a bit more sense than most?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)
She can reverse park. That's all.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)
I find the whole sex and the ciyt girly chat thing abhorrent.
I like football and video games. I drive like a maniac. I tell filthy jokes. I find women bizarre and complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)
Ah I see what's happened here.
You're a lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Oh my god!
Maybe I am! What do I do about it now?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Dunno, scissoring, I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Does that mwan I should put down the banana I'm currently eating and swap it for a peach?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)

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