I'd buy myself a great big dog
And then I'd ride around on it like Sir Didymus in Labyrinth.

Oh, for fellow b3tans? Hmm. Well, I could employ you all as my own private army. No healthcare. No unions. Blind following on lunatic orders mandatory.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:35, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sir Didymus was amazing
He looked like my mum's old dog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

HA!
Love it. "So, had enough, eh? All right then, throw down your weapons, and I'll see that you're well-treated."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Ambrosius! Come back!
I love his little face when he's working out the logic of None May Pass.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Best. Film. Ever*.
*There may be other films that I like more... Although I did dress up as Jared for a fancy dress once.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Do we get rape training like in Libya?
Some of us here could take the day off when that's on - or indeed do the training.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I'd rather not know what the proles are getting up to.
I shall be busy with my harem.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)

PS I've haven't seen you on here for fucking ages.
Is it because it's shit these days?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I haven't been around in a while, no.
It's difficult to post while at work, you know. How's things, old chap?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)

it's really shit here now

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

But you're here.
So therefore and ergo, it's 110% brilliant. Until you go away, then it's poo.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I'm not here much anymore
and neither are you. Ergo it's shit and full of shit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Correct!
How are you, lovely?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Not too bad, dear boy, not too bad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Top hole!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)