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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Anyone fancy a fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:26, 40 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Yes.
So I'm not sitting here any more, I'm off out.

Cheerio.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:39, Reply)
I'll be honest, it's not the enthusiastic response I was hoping for

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:01, Reply)
No.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:46, Reply)
To be fair, I wouldn't bung one up you anyway
no offence
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:54, Reply)
None taken.
But you STINK of desperation.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:07, Reply)
I just want someone to love :((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:16, Reply)
Probably

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:03, Reply)
WHALLOP

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:06, Reply)
I'm watching The Wicker Man
Britt Eckland is attacking a door with her nakedness. You've gotta feel for Edward Woodward, poor wee lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:09, Reply)

for Edward
ward
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:14, Reply)
Edward Woodward is turning in his grave due to that piss-poor strikethrough

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:16, Reply)
With me you get quantity, not quality

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:17, Reply)
You are the excuse my wife hears every other month AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:18, Reply)
Tonight imma be the boy :) :) :)

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:20, Reply)
yes
but only with a guy who's 60 miles away and I won't see again for 4 months and who I will never get the courage to even ask out
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:11, Reply)
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
turn up at his doorstep
(PsychoChomp, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:14, Reply)
I don't really know where he lives
only where he works
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:14, Reply)
What will you lose if he says no?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:14, Reply)
respectability
I have to work with him sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:15, Reply)
You've got it all wrong, I'm 1000 miles away

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:14, Reply)
that doesn't help

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:16, Reply)
Fortunately, my willy is 1000 miles long

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:16, Reply)
man, that is lucky
don't you have problems with the change of climate across its length?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:18, Reply)
You should totally check out my barometer

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:19, Reply)
my eyebrows are full of latex

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:22, Reply)
The cheese comes from the North.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:25, Reply)
Like some kind of crazy b3tan barnacle?

(berk, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:18, Reply)
hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:18, Reply)
I don't understand this
to be fair, breathing seems quite complex at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:21, Reply)
Barnacles have penises which are something ridiculous like 300x their body length
trufact.
(berk, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:24, Reply)
they also like to ask people if they want a fuck
on internet forums
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:24, Reply)
Calling me a barnacle?
'cos I'm hung like one. Know what I mean? Phwooar, whallop.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:25, Reply)
No, hang on, I didn't think that post through

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:26, Reply)
scallop

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:26, Reply)
Stop flirting, I'm taken

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:27, Reply)
Yes actually
but not from you. Thanks anyway though.
(berk, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:13, Reply)
No probs

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:15, Reply)
I liked this
because you sir have appealed to schoolboy humor. Also, you have a nerve to ask some of the folks on here for sex.
(888777555, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Alright Roger?
Or Ed?
But not Bert, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Who is this Bert?
Was he the creepy hacker guy from Amorous Badgers Archives?
(888777555, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:04, Reply)

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