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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My reward for subjecting myself to Ikea yesterday will be assembling shit this week
I look forward to seeing the 80 or so steps to completion crammed onto one side of faded A4 and the use of one missing pixel here or there to differentiate between four identical pieces of wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:58, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
An Ikea product with 80 steps.
Is it the Taj Mahal?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)
Hahah unlucky.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)
Instructions are for girls

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)
When it comes to DVD players, cars and fireworks I agree
Past experience with flat pack furniture means I follow each cryptic step of the instructions to the letter
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
Sound thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
I love doing flat pack stuff.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)
I absolutely loathe it - along with all DIY or manual work. Hate it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)
It's like a useful jigsaw
Not that I'm any good at it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)
It's the assumption that because I have a mortgage and a penis I'm capable of putting up a shelf that gets to me

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:08, Reply)
When I was a child we had maintenance staff who did all home-type stuff
so I learnt literally nothing from my father. My brother learnt it all for himself in the ten years he spent as a squatter but I am devoid of any and all practical skills. It's expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)
Does it really take ten years to learn how to smack up and wipe feces on the walls?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)
I don't know what 'feaces' is so I cannot comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)
really you'll need a hammer and some nails as well
I put up two bespoke shelves on saturday and yes i do want a fucking medal
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:14, Reply)
It's not fucking hard
DIY is a piece of piss
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

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