I know what I did, she yelled at me for using the wrong oven glove whilst making her a roast dinner
I told her I didn't care.
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:12, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Do you still want to make it work?

( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Yes
Very much so, I just don't give a shit about oven gloves and tea towels so it's never going to work between us obviously. To be honest I'd never leave her, I love my spawn too much.
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Then I hope it gets sorted out.

( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I'm sure it will be fine
She's probably just on her period or something
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Hasn't she just had a kid?
She could be suffering from post natal depression
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Shes just stopped feeding
so hormonal problems may very well be the cause of her mentaloverateatowelitus
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Buy her a new pair of oven gloves.
But make sure you buy her a good quality pair. I once did a deal to buy 1000 pairs of oven gloves at just 50p a pair.

What a mistake. I ended up getting my fingers burnt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

SPANG!

( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Is SPANG good or bad?
I'm not down with the kids.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Nicked from TTO

( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

This is similar to the crap my ex used to come out with.
If I hung the washing out I got grief because it's going to rain. If I put it in the tumble dryer I got grief because I should have hung it out, etc.

All her sniping was just a symptom of an underlying malaise with our relationship.

She was also a fat munter, which didn't help.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)