When you're in a bad mood, there's absolutely nothing more irritating
than some vapid, insufferably chirpy little tart saying things like "turn your frown upside down" and "don't worry, it'll never happen" etc.

Top tip: You may feel as though you're geeing me up. You're not, you're making me want to throttle you.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:40, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Makes you want to rape them with a frozen shit, right?
Really show them what for.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Cunt punch them, it's the only option

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I do that all the time,
I'm fully aware of how it makes people feel. I also say "calm down" when people are getting angry, it's real life trolling.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I had my hair cut by the gay version of you on Saturday

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Judging by your haircut,
you'd be better off with me doing it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

you are probably right
I normally get it cut by an incredibly hot girl. Unfortunately she was busy. She was still there though, so I did get to look at her while getting my hair cut. I'm sure you wanted to know that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Please tell me you took his picture.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

There's plenty of photos of me looking gay in circulation.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I did not
the camera on my phone is very much not a selling point
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I'm amazed you haven't yet been the victim of some office justice

( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Agreed.
People's moods are their own affair. Usually beer and a good moan sorts mine out a treat.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)