how the fuck have you got a granddaughter
Let alone one who can eat hot curries? aren't you, like, 30 or something?

Kids are excellent on steep ski runs. lack of fear, light weight and low centre of gravity. It's rather galling watching six year olds ski down anything without pausing for breath
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

She's 14 on Saturday
and I have managed to acquire two granddaughters by marrying an old man.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)

ah, right, so not biological, then.
Phew. as you were.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I do have a cousin who was a proper garndmother at 34 though.
She's from Scunthorpe, which I think says everything we need to know about that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)

indeed
although it doesn't tell me any more about Scunthorpe than I already knew, sadly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)