Ok, apart from medical reasons.
But other than that... no way. One girl tried to do it to me once. Took her ages to peel me off the ceiling.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are Spiderman AICMFP

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I had a girl do it to herself when I was shagging her,
It was great!
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

And the risk of stink-finger means nothing?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

if she was massaging her own prostate
I don't think that was a girl...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

that babybump he thought his wife had
was actually a beerbelly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

this is leading dangerously close to us saying that his children are actually turds

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Children are often referred to as little shits.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

He was surprised when she chose to go for a water-birth
rather than a hospital one, and just hung over the toilet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I really need to work on that joined-up thinking.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

The lack of a prostate doesn't stop someone from sticking their finger up there arse
So there. It was great for me, don't give a crap about how it felt for her. I'm such an unselfish lover.
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)

following the thread of conversation it looks like you were saying she was massaging her prostate
naturally I leapt at the chance to suggest you were fucking a post-op trannie. I hope you would do the same were the positions reversed.

So to speak.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)