I'm sure it's at the top of your C.V
'Crunchy is highly skilled in resolving conflict, only last week she stopped a game of British Bulldogs from getting out of hand, she also stopped one of the bigger boys taking the lunch money of one of the smaller students. These skills were honed in the difficult environment that is the playground, where the patrol implemented by Crunchy has seen cases of hopscotch related injuries fall by 19%'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*copies down for application form*
...and you should see how well I keep the swings
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:32, Reply)

So sometimes you are on playground patrol and other times you are in equipment maintenance......
Swings and roundabout really.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I'm on a sliding payscale

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Is there a career frame-work in place that you can climb?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)