evening bitches
I was supposed to meet my landlady and sign the tenants agreement at 10:30 this morning, but she had an emergency at home and it was put off to 1 and then 4 and she's finally on her way now.

After she's been and gone I'm going down the pub I reckon. What have you had to wait for? And what are you doing this evening?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:55, 48 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

trying to stop myself getting all squshed in a thread-stomping accident
YOU MONSTER!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)

I might have to wait 60 days for my redundancy money.
This does not make me happy. It's supposed to be 20 days, the useless bunch of bastards.

This evening I shall be mostly stomping around the house in a bad mood, probably.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Also, I am waiting for swipey to confirm her bash location.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)

oh I completely forgot about that
I was thinking of going, too, but hasn't she flounced?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Oh Crunchy ! You must come, it'll make you feel better by being thread-stomped.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:13, Reply)

perhaps, but like jeff says, it's 2 weeks away
and no confirmation of a venue. I might go if I can find floor space. I might ask my little brother, if no one else
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Venue's no problem, there are plenty of places in the area that would kill for a full bar.... it needs someone to take charge though.
And in terms of crash space, there are loads of cheap hostels and what-not.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)

OK, that sounds to me like you're in charge now
congratulations on your promotion :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Oh nononono, no. Seriously. No.
I didn't even turn up at my own birthday bash a few years ago.

Seriously, not me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I'm sure swipey has a venue in mind
but is awaiting confirmation of the booking.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I was planning on going
But the lack of information and the fact my weekends are getting pretty booked up means I'll probably have to give it a miss now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)

: ((((

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I know Blousie.
But with nothing but a TBC listed for location, it was hardly a case of being about to book a cheap room in advance.

And I think I'll have to spend the cash I was going to use on new specs now. (I've also got another wedding to attend in July and a stag weekend, so it'll be a really expensive month)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I'm sure we can arrange a venue between all of us.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Blousie!
I was in the former Netto now Ugo store yesterday, and they have 2 litre bottles of death cider for £3.99!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I was going to go
but it's getting close without details and I haven't booked a room or anything.

started typing this at 19:05, then my landlady finally showed!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Well, it's Holborn/Farringdon way.
That's a start?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I used to work round there in the olden days

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)

To get my dog fixed [drama unfolding on fb]
because she's sometimes aggressive, they won't take her, even though I've told them, and I said I have a muzzle and EVERYTHING.
/angry
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Is Echo being neutered?
(I'm guessing that is what you mean by 'fixed')
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)

spayed
yes
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)

So the vet won't take her because she is a bit aggro now and again
But having her spayed should reduce the agression.

Sounds to me like your vet is a bit of a bender.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:13, Reply)

it's not her vet, I went through the animal shelter because it's about $100 cheaper with their vet, and the animal shelter won't take her
because they're fucking dicks
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Can't you trick the animal shelter and say
'Unless you do it, I'll GIVE YOU THE DOG'

That'll confuse them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I don't think that will work, J.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)

You could do the work yourself
It can't be difficult. :)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:22, Reply)

D:
blood makes me sick
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:24, Reply)

But if Echo is trying to bite your face off as you spay her you'll get it done in no time.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:27, Reply)

good point!
will post photos later x
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)

or that you will try and do the surgery yourself

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I had to wait 1 and a half years for my job to be advertised
then I told everyone and some bastard threadstomped and then never replied to his own thread
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Tell me more about this 18 month wait Captain.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)

well I've spent the last year and a half
being everyone's bitch just to hold on to my job. Now I can be the bitch
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:13, Reply)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)

YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Does this mean you can get out of playground-patrol!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:17, Reply)

nope - that's mine until I can get someone else to do it
but at the moment it's OK
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Well you get to meet that fancy man you like on playground patrol
So it's no wonder you're in no rush to shift it from your schedule.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:27, Reply)

maybe that has something to do with it :)
but it also looks pretty good if I want to work in a university one day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I'm sure it's at the top of your C.V
'Crunchy is highly skilled in resolving conflict, only last week she stopped a game of British Bulldogs from getting out of hand, she also stopped one of the bigger boys taking the lunch money of one of the smaller students. These skills were honed in the difficult environment that is the playground, where the patrol implemented by Crunchy has seen cases of hopscotch related injuries fall by 19%'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)

*copies down for application form*
...and you should see how well I keep the swings
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:32, Reply)

So sometimes you are on playground patrol and other times you are in equipment maintenance......
Swings and roundabout really.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I'm on a sliding payscale

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Is there a career frame-work in place that you can climb?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I had to wait for my housemate to get home, so I could see if it was worth me going to hospital
Seems I don't need to, so all is well!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)

how broken is your cock?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Well, Bella has them as ear rings. Yes. Both ears.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)

new series of luther which is nice.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)