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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Get them a Sky+ subscription and lock it to GOD TV.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 7:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Wrap the old lady in bubblewrap, set up a Bovril drip, strap her to a sack-barrow, wheel her to the church, slip a brandy in near the end and she'll be fast asleep by the time she gets back to the home, making for an easy transfer back to her comfy chair.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 7:38, Reply)
Depending on where you are, some local radio stations broadcast a church service at 9am on a Sunday.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 7:40, Reply)
Batter her with a 15" black rubber cock.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 7:40, Reply)
She'd love that, the dirty bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 7:42, Reply)

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