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I cannot believe you once ate a TINNED tomato.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Just as good as fresh for 4/5th of the year,
anyone who disagrees only disagrees to try to be more of a food snob than you.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)

You seem to suggest I'm a food snob.
You're wrong. I'm suggesting that Monty is.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

People who buy fresh plum tomatoes are cretins.
The reason that variety have been the traditional tinning choice for generations is because the skins are thick and tough – fresh, they’re not much cop.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I'm the biggest cunt of a food snob on here
and you're entirely right about tinned tomatoes. Well, tinned plum ones anyway. Only a fucking idiot cooks with fresh ones, unless of course you're making something where presentation is an issue so you only cook the tomatoes for a minute or two.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)