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Hangover cures pleaseI think this now means I have thrown up in the bathrooms of every place I've worked. I'm right classy me.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:06,
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Fried dead animal.Failing that. Chocolate, crisps and lucozade.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:08,
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Oh man you just threw up all over Chompy's threadPlace a box by your desk in case you feel the urge to hurl again
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:08,
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Marmite on toast, with a strong cup of tea.Take your time with it though, it should sort you out in about an hour.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:08,
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HahaI'm ravinious, I'm going to go to the cafe to get a Saussage, Beens and Chips with Salad Cream.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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I think that sandwich calls for Brown sauce Gonz, not salad creamAnd in advance, fuck off NA, brown sauce is magnificent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:12,
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Not sandwich, and deffo salad cream. I don't dislike Brown Sauce, but I don't dig it like people outside of london seem to do. In fact, that's probably the only condiment I can think off that I don't actually have a bottle of.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:14,
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Ahh, I get you.That makes far more sense then.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:16,
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It's sweetened arse dribblebut not as bad as salad cream which is basically the jizz of a thousand dole scum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:15,
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How can you say such a thing?www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbK7ncKJanM
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:39,
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I've not clicked on that link (yet)But I'll put money on it being 'wanna be a winner'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:42,
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wow gonz that sounds healthygoing to work today?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:14,
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Working from home, had treatment at hospital yesterday, not safe to be in public properly.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:19,
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no especially not after filling yourself with beans(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:20,
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How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?Or a McDonalds.
Also..
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:13,
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Full fat Coke and a cornish pastie(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:13,
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ooh coke sounds goodI wonder how sad I have to look at my boss before he'll go out and buy some for me
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:15,
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Full fat coke can cure 87.5% of all illnesses(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:16,
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Lucozade sport to replace lost electrolytes.Co-codamol for the headache, and lots of water to bring your hydration levels back up. And a fry-up because it's traditional.
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Co-codamol for a hangover?Are you Monty?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:16,
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you'd know if you were.Also, just to be safe on this, are you sure you're not a South African mentalist? And do you have obsidian nipples?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:34,
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Does your cock do that 'pre-cum' thing?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:36,
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Bhuna.Although the curry place round the corner from me does a fantastic curried quail.
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Get yourself a couple of miniature bottles of vodkaHave them with some coke and you'll be fine within the hour.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:18,
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Yes I should feel better by then so I can gorge myself on delicious ribsI think I really just need to get a good nights sleep. But I'm supposed to be going to the cinema later so that means another late night.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:21,
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What are you going to see?Our neighbours are coming round for dinner. I'm making chicken and chorizo pie.
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If I don't fall asleep in the lovely warm cinema I shall tell you about it on Friday(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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*SPOILER*He dies in a car crash.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:43,
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Well at least you won't have to go to the cinema now and you can go home and have a snooze.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:49,
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Getting drunk on a schoolnight?Oh, you noob.
Sugar, salt and fluids are what you need. It doesn't matter what you use to get them into your system.
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Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:23,
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fresh orange juice50/50 with water, pint of, with a teaspoon of salt. That'll sort out your dehydration. Ready salted crisps. coke.
As soon as you feel up to it, fried pig.
Or, y'know, COCK, or your mum, or something.
Also, *thunderous badger fives*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:24,
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Probably not.Her mum has a normal sized vagina so I don't feel so inferior.
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You are Joseph Fiennes AICM short lived TV series(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:46,
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I loved that showWhy do all the ones I like get canned, and Katie fucking Price has had about eleventy series????
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:47,
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I think the US networks go for a balance between budget and viewing figures.Something like Flashforward (just realised my 'AICM' post doesn't work) would have to be pulling in 'Lost' level viewing figures in the US to survive into another series. I'm not sure how much weight they give to overseas viewing figures, the only show I can think of that has survived with them was 'Baywatch'
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:55,
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Punch yourself repeatedly in the face.Then turn the heating on full, seal the windows and drink a bottle of port.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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thanks Montyhelpful as ever
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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But port is fantastic.I look forward to christmas in large part because it means I can drink a large amount of port during the middle of the day.
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The only time I've ever tried port was at Monty's.I had like a little sip of it. Was really really nice. I mean the whole punching in the face stuff.
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Stick it in a Ribena bottleand you can drink it all day every day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:44,
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I have only ever thrown up in my home bathroom toilet.I am phobic about throwing up. I hate it.
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Ohhh, I would rather do anything than throw up. Throwing up sucks.I'm not Roger-level phobic or anything, but I really do hate it.
Anyway, now you're here:
*ahem*
Our charming young b3tan from Aus
Is a poppet, if ever one was.
But her taste in men's weird
For when Noel appeared,
She claimed that she loved him "Just 'cos".
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:43,
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Freefair started his life on OT,with a call for all trade to be free,
when told "shit the fuck off",
he got all in a huff,
and erased it so we wouldn't see.
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*click*Our Al is a lad from the Tyne
And he said "DJTP is mine".
But Al was so wrong,
'Cos with Roota along
All he does is just sit there and pine.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:51,
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with 15" I think she had to(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:45,
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I suppose if she spent time noshing on a 15" black rubber cock it would be a useful skill to have.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:46,
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You don't like being sickso suppressing your gag reflex would be advantageous when sucking on a large cock to avoid accidentally vomiting.
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When I was about 15 I threw up an entire undigested tinned plum tomatoonto the lavatory seat at my friend's house. It looked like its brief sojourn in my innards had no effect on it whatsoever. Most odd.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:47,
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I once ate a whole tob of Ben & Jerry's Caramel Chew Chewand threw the whole lot up about half an hour later. Tasted exactly the same coming up as it did going down.
cf. the entire tube of Pringles I once ate.
Serves me right for being a fatty, I suppose.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:49,
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I don't remember eating it at all.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:56,
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LIES ON THE INTERNETI cannot believe you once ate a TINNED tomato.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:49,
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Just as good as fresh for 4/5th of the year, anyone who disagrees only disagrees to try to be more of a food snob than you.
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You seem to suggest I'm a food snob.You're wrong. I'm suggesting that Monty is.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:53,
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People who buy fresh plum tomatoes are cretins.The reason that variety have been the traditional tinning choice for generations is because the skins are thick and tough – fresh, they’re not much cop.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:55,
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I'm the biggest cunt of a food snob on hereand you're entirely right about tinned tomatoes. Well, tinned plum ones anyway. Only a fucking idiot cooks with fresh ones, unless of course you're making something where presentation is an issue so you only cook the tomatoes for a minute or two.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:02,
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A friend and I once drank ourselves stupid on vodka and blackcurrant cordial.I hurled out of my ground-floor window when I got home and laughed myself sick again because my puke was purple.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:53,
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vomiting milk is always slightly amusing(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:04,
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I once threw up an entire meatball in a similar fashion(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:54,
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"detoxing for Galstonbury" worst reason to diet ever(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:58,
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Good actually,I now have to wear a belt for these trousers that were too small for me like 2 months ago.
Well I don't need to wear a belt that much but my shirt was coming untucked.
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To not wear a belt smacks of sartorial negligence(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:01,
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I'm not trying to impresses youI'm mearly stating that to not wear a belt leaves an outfit incomplete and makes you look like an internet lock in leaving space for his wotsit stretched gut.
FYI using the acronym FYI makes you look like a prick BTW
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:06,
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not true. see below.depends entirely on the outfit. A gentleman certainly shouldn't wear a belt in conjunction with a jacket, for instance.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:07,
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dependswearing a belt on smart/suit trousers is a massive sartorial faux pas. It proves the trousers don't fit you and therefore that they weren't made for you and therefore that you are a cheapskate.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:06,
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The correct answer to all of this is, is of course bracesHowever as most people don't have trousers made for them and suit trousers come with belt loops they should be filled witha belt that matches your shoes.
Don't get me started on suits and brown shoes...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:11,
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braces are for cunts as wellit costs about a fiver to have a tailor alter an off the peg pair of suit trousers and you'll look a fuck sight better. a £100 suit and £30 spent at the tailors will look better than anything short of a fully fitted job.
I wear brown brogues with my blue pinstripe suit but only if I'm not wearing a tie so I can were a more casual shirt. Nowt wrong with that, although brown shoes with grey or black deserves disembowelling.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:14,
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Cunts have stolen the brace as method of holding up trousersHowever my tailor always said they allow the trouser to hang far better than a belt.
£100 for a suit will not get you very nice fabric, I've found with cheap suits they go shiny on the points of wear rather quickly.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:16,
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it won't last, I agreebut if you only wear a suit for court and weddings, that route is a better spend of £150 then buying a slightly better off-the-peg suit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:19,
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Bollocks will a £100 suit with a few adjustments look almost as good as a tailor made suit.(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)
until it wears out or goes shinythe fit is more important than anything, even the material. Unless you're letting someone look at it close up.
I'm assuming here that the person concerned has some taste in what they buy.
In any case, you're misreading what I wrote. Nothing looks close to a good tailor made suit, what I said was having a cheap suit altered is the next best thing, ie better than spending £500 on an off-the-peg and NOT having it altered. Fit is almost everything.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:23,
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No it really isn't.That's just you as a terrible suit and food snob talking. Most people really couldn't tell the difference between off the peg and tailor made unless they were looking closely, as long as you bought your off the peg suit in a size that fits pretty well then having nasty cheap looking material is a lot more noticeable to the "common" man than the fact that your trousers do not require a belt.
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nah, Al just likes arguing over these kind of things now he can't angerwank over rswipe. Don't deny the man his needs.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:38,
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horseshit.anyone with half an eye can spot a suit that doesn't fit. Even a tailor wouldn't spot the difference between a classic coloured wool-rich blend for £100 and Italian wool for £500 unless they were close to it.
"nasty looking" and "cheap" aren't always the same thing, you know.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:37,
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Again, you're talking as a terrible suit snobmost people do not wear suits all the time, most people do not see suits all the time and therefore most people cannot see if your off the peg suit has had the waist taken in slightly.
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A casual observer wouldn't notice a waist tuckhowever a poor fitting suit is pretty obvious, there is something about a skinny weasel faced chav in a high 3 buttoned baggy suit that upsets me greatly.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:43,
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the jacket cut matters far more than the trousers to be fair.most off the peg jackets are cut awfully for most people.
and I don't wear suits much. I'm a fucking academic, I wear jeans and tshirts. Doesn't mean I'm blind.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:44,
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I once threw up steakThat was unpleasant, it was sludge when it came back up.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:55,
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All of you have thrown up whole food of some sort.I haven't. Feel like I've missed out on something here.
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Eat some peas and drink a bottle of tequila(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:57,
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I threw up some Tayyabs once.Not only was it a terrible, terrible waste, but it really fucking hurt.
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Also in my teens I discovered thatthe middle bit out of a beef tomato, smothered in salt and then swallowed whole, is an excellent way to make yourself hurl spectacularly and thus not have to go to school.
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And describing the process to drunkards will often provoke a sympathetic response, which is handy.(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)
I once up chucked a tuna vol au vent,on to my brother's creepers. It was accompanied by three pints of home brew coolis.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:13,
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Shocking behaviour.It's the slippers, man. I'm pretty sure the bible had something to say about thy brother's creepers.
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Has no-one suggested MOAR BOOZE yet?I'm hangover-free for the first, and likely the last, time this week. I'm stunned by how badly the beer is kicking my arse at the moment.
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I suggested drinking a bottle of port.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:59,
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Well, I didn't get a drunk text last nightSo I'm guessing you behaved yourself?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:59,
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Didn't happen in the endThe absolutely-not-a-Stag-do has been rejigged for Thursday, when we will take the father-in-law's Catamaran round the coast to a pub and back. Which sounds very much like a Stag do for a 54-year-old boating enthusiast to me.
The reason you didn't get a text, drunk or otherwise, is because I made the important decision to eschew funtimes and do my fucking OU instead.
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Going out for a birthday meal tonightStag do tomorrow, pre-wedding meal Friday, wedding Saturday. Real life had to intrude last night.
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Sounds less like a stag do and more like an episode of Howard's Way.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:04,
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I assume we'll be permitted to kit the Catamaran out with obscene amounts of alcohol(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)
I think the Barcelona team can afford their own booze(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:07,
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If you drank on any boat I skippered i'd kick your arse.drunk crew and 10 tons of sailing boat does not a happy couple make.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:09,
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We managed it a few years agoon a very exciting boating holiday up and down the Thames. Did Locks and everything.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:11,
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I bloody love canal holidaysAnd I don't care how gay that makes me
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The only thing that was shit about the holiday (apart from the weather, which is a given)was that we took my friend's two teenage children and they moaned, argued and sulked the whole time.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:17,
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I'm talking about a yacht, to be fairnot a gin palace. Boozing on motor boats is fine. Boozing on 40' sailing yachts is not. Way too much shit on them that can kill or maim you and you usually need at least a partially functioning crew as most aren't designed to be sailed solo
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:16,
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I can assure you I'd be just as much use as a crewmate sober as drunkOf those of us going, the most experienced sailors don't drink anyway. The daughters' boyfriends will mostly be giggling drunkenly and trading stories of their respective partners' mentalness.
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if they don't drink they aren't experience sailors ;)most of they guys I sail with go from sober to cunted within 14 seconds of getting a line on the pontoon.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:17,
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we used to charter for weekends a lot£200 to victual the boat for 8 for two nights meant £50 on bread, ham, cheese and bacon and £150 on wine, gin and vodka. And that was just for the hour or two before you hit the pub.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:25,
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That sounds fucking brilliantI could very happily spend a week doing that
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Yachts aren't really expensive to charterbut getting skipper qualifications, which you need to charter, unfortunately is.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:40,
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If I had your numberyou too could receive fascinating penile hygiene updates
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Well, that'll learn me for not being arsed to read the whole thread(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Oh, that one's just too easy.I'm not even going to bother.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:04,
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My eldest came back from Download with loads of left over boozewhich gives you an idea of how much he took in the first place. There are some dodgy looking cans of 7% pear cider and various coloured liquids in water bottles, one of which smells like absinthe. He's left it in my shed as he's headed back to his Uni digs so he can take it to Sonisphere. He's an optimistic sort that one.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:03,
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Sonisphere is going to be fucking amazing.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:04,
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If I'd been able to go to one of them I'd have picked Sonisphere over Download(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:06,
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Anyone with any sense would do the same.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:08,
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Wish I had tickets for that.Just got Leeds Fest this year. Should be good though.
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He was a BOGOF when I married the missusI would've had to have been 15 to have produced him myself.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:09,
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*step-parent high fives*I would have had to be minus six to have produced my oldest step child
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:10,
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My younger stepchild is only four years older than I am.So that's not weird.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:22,
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Speaking of youngsters.Oh. Fucking. Hell.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1239087
He's got to be kidding, right?
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I think that's a clear attempt at trolling(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:12,
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Agreed.I'm starting to think the Conservative thing might be a bit suss too.
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There are Conservatives on here, not many it has to be said, but they do exist(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:19,
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There are Conservatives out there, too. They get in the bins.No, wait. That's foxes. As you were.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:21,
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True.But they aren't idiots. Well, apart from being Conservatives that is.
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you would say that coming from Wolverhampton(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:23,
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I really doubt he has the imagination to snoop around the site for a while and decide the best wind-up is to pretend to be a Tory(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)
I fucking hope soBe nice to have an actual bender around here to take the pressure off me
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Fuck fucking offI'm not shagging anyone from Wolverhampton, it might be transmutable
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Transmissible, I think.Unless you are concerned that Wolverhampton will turn into gold, or something.
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Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it.You might find something in common with him. After all, you're both from the Midlands.
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Yes, and The Empire Strikes Back and Mrs Doubtfire are both filmsThat doesn't mean that one is fit to be mentioned in the same sentence as the other.
Apart from just up there^
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Oh I don't know...Mrs Doubtfire was a good bit of fun, I thought. Anyways, this thread is getting hard to keep track of. I'm making a new one.
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A very weird friend of mineonce went to Bristol to see Enoch Powell speaking. He got there about two hours early and spent over an hour just chatting to the slimy twat all by himself. He said he was actually quite nice.
I do not believe him.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:14,
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People always say that when they meet someone famous for being a cunt"Oh I met Alex Ferguson, he had a very dry sense of humour" makes no fucking difference, they are still a cunt.
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There's no excuse for defending Alex Ferguson as a personHe's a breathtaking hypocrite and an utter bellend.
Good manager though.
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That's what I thought when everyone said Prince Phillip was charming and funny(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:19,
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A little mild racism never hurt anyoneLets be honest most people I know of his generation have fairly backward views of people of ethic origin, it's just the world that they grew up in.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:21,
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Most people of his generation haven't travelled outside their own village.Doesn't really apply to him though.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:26,
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Bullshit, they would have fought in the war and been all overor travlled under their own steam, not every 90 yea5r old was a coal mining povvo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:29,
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Really,Your set must be very middle class. My old lady didn't go abroad till she retired. Of my grand parents, only one ever went abroad.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:36,
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Well this is true Grandad had a pan European shoe shop company after fighting in India(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:38,
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I'm sure you are very proud of him.My grandad went to Egypt to annoy Mussolini. In 1938, before it became policy.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:40,
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We never really got on, not badly, just didn't clickanyway he's been dead for 16 years now and he was my only grandparent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:48,
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He's fucking hilarious. What the fuck are you on about?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:23,
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I got "Duke of Hazard: The Wit and Wisdom of Prince Philip" for Christmas a while back.Once I'd got over the use of Comic Sans on the front of a hardback book (a worrying few seconds, that!), the contents proved to be most amusing.
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He is consistently good value, I'd say.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:30,
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I read a piece about him on his 90th the other dayApparently in 60 years of making 300 appearances a year he has only cried off 5 times due to illness. Impressive. Or bullshit.
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I spotted thatNothing could so clearly say "I am desperate for attention"
Yes, FreeFair, I know you're reading this and yes, I did just call you an emo ponce.
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Ah, I see So that makes you about 34. This is good for two reasons; I was correct (a rare occurence) when I said you were about my age, but you're slightly older than me.
If indeed that is etc etc
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I know, you could start a spread sheet with all our ages on.it would fill the long hours between bummings.
Don't forget our bet starts tomorrow.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:21,
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That's not a bad ideaEspecially since my bra sizes database has been woefully undersubscribed so far. So, Mr Bartleby, can you remember the moon landing?
And I haven't forgotten, be intrigued to see how the pitch behaves.
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Yes I remember the moon landings, I'm 52 FFSCan you remember how to lace your own shoes?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:28,
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I had absolutely no idea how old you wereI assumed you were slightly older than me on account of your command of the language but that's all I had to go on
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And the fact he calls London 'Londinium'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:34,
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I've got a few months left of being 34I've reached the point in my life when I don't know my own age straight away and have to think about it for a second.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:22,
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