I got "Duke of Hazard: The Wit and Wisdom of Prince Philip" for Christmas a while back.
Once I'd got over the use of Comic Sans on the front of a hardback book (a worrying few seconds, that!), the contents proved to be most amusing.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He is consistently good value, I'd say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I read a piece about him on his 90th the other day
Apparently in 60 years of making 300 appearances a year he has only cried off 5 times due to illness. Impressive. Or bullshit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Did Gazza bring it to you with the fried chicken?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Howay, and divvent forget the rods, man.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)