Tell her you'll give her £10 for every inch she manages to get one of your frozen logs up her shitpipe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I read that as frozen legs the first time

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Jack Torrance lols

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I'd pay her £20 an inch for legs.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

You better hope it's not Lampito then
or you're going to be out a lot
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

It would be worth it see the photo of Lampers smiling proudly
while Kroney desperately tries to manoeuvre his pelvis to avoid getting cramp in his hips while his wedding tackle are firmly pressed against her buttocks.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

My legs are 34 inches long
I appreciate her arse is slack from years of abuse, but is it actually bottomless?
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)

No, she definitely has a bottom.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)