Lampito is correct on all counts
It's the rest of us being sarcastic dicks to you that makes you special. It's quite rare for the whole of OT to turn on one newbie and bait them mercilessly. If you survive it, you'll probably end up like me.

(That means run away)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lies on the internet
We like nothing more than baiting a newbie
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

We should keep him around.
Stops people from questioning your sexuality so much. And, as he is now the resident newbie, people will ask him if he is Bert/ A scarf-wearing cockhound/ A koala.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

The difference between you and him
Is that he's dug his own grave, and it's more amusing to wind him up and/or tell him to shit the fuck off than it is to accuse him of being any of the above
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I think the shit the fuck off thing is catching on nicely.
We should keep him around though. Like I say, people don't comment on your pink sock or your recent attempt at a Kentucky Tractor Pull so much.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

What's a Kentucky Tractor Pull?
I'm always keen to learn new techniques
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)