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That's died somewhat.Where is the last interesting place you visited?
I had a look round Leighton House in Kensington last weekend, and it was jolly nice.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:58,
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Sympathy replying to my own thread.Can my life get any worse?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:02,
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I could do with losing a stone, actually.I am feeling rather stout.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:03,
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Make a list of every bit of food you likeand then cut out every other item on the list.
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I'm having to take the extreme step of quitting alcohol for a while.That should shift a bit of weight. The gym is calling me too.
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...and asking where you have gone?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:14,
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We almost lost another Stone earlier.*Weeps for Joss*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:09,
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Hahaha*lights a 'Joss' stick*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:10,
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God, how predictable!May I ask what on earth you are gibbering on about, please?
Many thanks
Monty x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:05,
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Yes, thanks for that.1. How is visiting the Louvre predictable? Does everyone go there all the time and just not invite me?
2. His (her?) reply is to Chompy, rather than to my question.
3. 'But the Louvre' does not work as a sentence.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:08,
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The Louvre was goodWe all had a party - and cayke
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:09,
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I've not been yet.I wanted to for a while, and then found out they built a shopping mall underneath it. Put me right off.
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The missus doesn't like horses(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:12,
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OK, I've said nothing even mildly controversial, you're just trying to provoke me. He is, isn't he People?
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It's a thing we have.We like and prefer grammatically correct English. As well as English that is punctuated correctly, with the right use of capital letters in the correct places, rather than some half-arsed attempt at being weird and/or controversial.
Stop trying so hard!
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Are you trying to wind me up by capitalising the word "people"as if you're speaking to some communist socio-political movement instead of merely some fat, sweaty virgins on an internet messageboard?
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Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:14,
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I swear it was "Isn't" before.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:15,
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And you'd be fucking correct you potty-mouthed Aussie killer.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:19,
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No.1. You've posted in the wrong place.
2. Monty is sarcastic and a dick to EVERYONE. You're nothing special.
3. FOR FUCK'S SAKE SORT OUT THOSE ERRANT CAPITAL LETTERS AAAAARGH
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:15,
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Lampito is correct on all countsIt's the rest of us being sarcastic dicks to you that makes you special. It's quite rare for the whole of OT to turn on one newbie and bait them mercilessly. If you survive it, you'll probably end up like me.
(That means run away)
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Lies on the internetWe like nothing more than baiting a newbie
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:21,
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We should keep him around.Stops people from questioning your sexuality so much. And, as he is now the resident newbie, people will ask him if he is Bert/ A scarf-wearing cockhound/ A koala.
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The difference between you and himIs that he's dug his own grave, and it's more amusing to wind him up and/or tell him to shit the fuck off than it is to accuse him of being any of the above
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I think the shit the fuck off thing is catching on nicely.We should keep him around though. Like I say, people don't comment on your pink sock or your recent attempt at a Kentucky Tractor Pull so much.
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What's a Kentucky Tractor Pull?I'm always keen to learn new techniques
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He's worse that an Ian Huntly Micheal Barrymoor siamese twin(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:19,
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What has the bird from 'The Hit Man and Her' done to you?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:20,
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why did you capitalise isn't?Also he probably is people
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:15,
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Manchester was pretty interestingIn the sense of "I'm really interested in never coming back here".
All is not lost though; I'm going to BRACKNELL and LEAMINGTON SPA soon
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Leamington SpaMade the papers today for a particularly "insidious" peadophile conviction.
They loves the chillens.
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Fucking typicalI get to go somewhere noted for its open attitude towards buggery and I'm over the eligible age limit
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You have just been to Manchester?No Anal Treet for you eh?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:11,
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To a plantation, for beer fest, didn't actually get to go inside, I was a little too drunkwww.bellegrove.org/index.php
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:04,
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Were there any slaves there?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:06,
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I'll bet you ten guineas they were all in the woodpile.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:13,
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CarefulYou'll make them all cross(es)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:14,
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I went to an Italianate churchjust outside Salisbury a couple of weeks ago.
Near Wilton House.
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Ah, Wilton House.According to my mother I misbehaved on our visit there, worse than any day before or since.
She has no idea how wrong she is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:07,
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Oh dear the mention of "The OC" makes Bowie pale into insignificance(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:09,
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Last time I went to Glasgow I came away £2,610 richerIn case I haven't brought that up this week
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And the good thing isthat 'Norwich Bumkakke 9 - The Six Fingers of Bumfist' is still selling strongly, so you'll be due some more royalties soon as well. You might even be able to afford to get your 'pink sock' anal prolapse tucked away for good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:17,
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This makes me laugh in several placesHave a click and the utterly worthless knowledge that once upon a time, this would have scored really well
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How you taunt me, sir.Persist and I shall have no other option but to demand satisfaction.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:12,
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If you want satisfaction, darth's your manso i hear
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:13,
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The Hepworth Art GalleryOr the old gardens in Wentworth Garden Centre.
Although one of the artists (Eva Rothschild) in the exhibition is clearly taking the piss.
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Maddie's unmarked grave againwith a shovel and a hard on
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:07,
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Only way to sing the Lord's Prayer innit(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:10,
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That doesn't count.If it does, I went to Libya this morning.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:14,
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I was in Brazil, Sri Lanka and North Korea yesterday!(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:16,
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I went to a number of poorly lit hotel roomsa girls locker room
and a dingy abbandoned warehouse.
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I've been too ill to go out out. Fine.
A muddy field in Donnington.
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Where is PD, anyway?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:17,
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Probably out in Ibiza or St Tropez with some of the 'rappers' from his Bad Boy label.Probably buying whole clubs bottles of 'Cristal'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:18,
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I demand that you Leave The Internet for the heinous crime of acknowledging that magpie cunt's existence
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Salisbury's a lovely town.It's not unlike Winchester in many ways.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:21,
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That it may beBut there's no dance lessons, no interesting shops and not a single rock bar.
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So what? It's near Stonehenge.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:26,
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That'll keep you occupied every single day for the rest of your life(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:26,
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There's also Avebury and Danebury Rings, Silbury Hill, West Kennet Long Barrow....Also it's not too far from Andover where you might meet Reg Presley from The Troggs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:33,
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Oh wow, so many old people places to visit!If there are no castles, I'm not interested.
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I've been before. It's pleasant, but it won't hold my interest for an entire year.
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I knowThere was a "Salisbury" magazine in the B'n'B room I stayed in for my interview. It was all antique shop advertisements.
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You'll be alright, there's bound to be plenty of things to do, just that they're unadvertised once you get there people will let you know.
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You'll have to visit me :)(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:24,
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Bath is less than an hour awayand one of the nicest towns in England.
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London is 2 and a bit hours away and the BEST city in the UK(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:28,
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She won't care about that.No grotty sleazy stripping classes, sorry I mean 'Female Empowerment Through The Medium of Flashing Your Minge In Return for Some Grubby Pound Coins in a Pint Glass' - I always get those two mixed up for some reason.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:28,
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Ignoring your terrible sexismI'm sure there's going to be some pole classes, they're popular loads of places.
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Wherever there are drunken, slightly foolish men with spare change....(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:32,
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You wanna go somewhere where you pay paper moneyBetter class of stripper there
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:34,
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Well at least we've found a vice that you don't subscribe to(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:52,
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I don't think there is, I've already trawled the internet. I may have to take up ballet or gymnastics for a year.
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I'll have to have a proper look when I get there, But I'm not getting my hopes up.
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You could try and recreate that iconic scene from the Cher video for 'If I could turn back time'But instead of straddling the gun on an aircraft carrier, you could wedge yourself on the gun of a tank on Sailsbury plain.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:41,
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Absolutely no idea whatsoever.But you might qualify for a grant from 'Help for heroes' if your tank-dance proves popular with injured squaddies.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:45,
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Why do so many of you on here have such a problem with this?Even if your sexist, annoyingly stereotyping description was correct - which for the billionth time it isn't - surely what I do or do not do with my vagina is my business and no one elses?
I don't get involved with what you shove up your nose, leave my dancing the fuck alone.
And this goes out to anyone who's ever called me or Kitty a stripper or a traitor to feminism.
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I am teasing you, you pillock.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:35,
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I don't care.You might be, but there's other people that don't.
It's really starting to get on my nerves.
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No I'll do it arrogantly since I'm definitely right and nothing anyone says will make any difference.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:51,
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What's naive, Al dearIs believing every tired outdated stereotype you can find despite repeated evidence to the contrary.
Now who do you think that applies to?
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He's probably just busy you know, not taking the internet seriously or anything
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:41,
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What you said while teasing has been repeatedly said seriously as if their choice of hobby is now a battleground for feminists.
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Technically your vagina is just the tunnel that connects your womb to the outside worldI think you meant vulva
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:35,
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Vagina is also commonly used as a general term. My cunt, minge, vag, fanny, whatever.
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Well you have fun with it whatever you do(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:42,
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This is why I told you to keep your nose out. You don't know the full story.
There's a search feature up top. Learn how to use it.
Or at least ask Chompy nicely.
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Christ on a bike.Don't have a full-on meltdown over a simple post. It's pixels on a screen.
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I've been to lots of interesting places.BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ME, MONTY.
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girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:14,
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Is he your Monty? I thought he was everyone's Monty./dalliardlols
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'If you want that kind of thing, sir, I suggest you go to The Phillippines'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:19,
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Mr Dalliard, I'm drivelling.(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:42,
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Crow and I went to the Wellcome Collection.We saw bricks made out of shit. Hehe. Shit bricks.
I also dragged him to the Museum of Science and Industry in the Motherland.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:16,
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I love the Wellcome Collection.Did you see the skull of the five-year-old boy with another skull growing out the back of it, replete with spazzy teeth and eye sockets?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:20,
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We just stayed downstairs, I wanted to leave the upper floor for another day.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:25,
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It made me feel like a small child again.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:25,
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Your appetites know no bounds, do they?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:28,
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Xperiment and the flight simulatorare the best things ever.
I'm convinced that place sparked my love of science.
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Can I have a second reply?At the age of 7, the Walt Disney World Florida theme park E.P.C.O.T is extremely intriguing, and was fantastic at holding my attention.
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yeah sort it out you bubble of fetid monkey spunk(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:30,
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National Aeronautics and Space Administration
Time And Relative Dimension In Space
Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
RAdio Detection And Ranging
and I claim my five pounds
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Excellent Googling skillsWhat else can we do to entertain you...
Has anyone got a nice bouncy ball?
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Excellent Googling skills?!Any moron can google.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:47,
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you could've asked a harder questionit's not like we're on THE INTERNET OR ANYTHING
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:33,
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Wouldn't it be great if the internet containeda quick and easy way of searching for information?
OH WAIT
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Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:34,
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I'm just keeping the poor dear occupiedWhilst you lot steal its shoes
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Where's an Encyclopedia Brittanica when you need one?! (
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:37,
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Google for itIt'll be around somewhere
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:38,
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Do you use words because you actually have an extensive vocabularyor simply because you think they make you sound more intelligent?
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Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:32,
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I do consider my vocabulary to be more expansive than the vocabulary of the majority of British people.
Is that arrogant? You can decide.
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If your vocabulary was that expansiveyou wouldn't have used the same word twice in your post
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I'd have plumped for 'lexicon', I think.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:43,
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Couldn't agree moreIf one wishes to be garrulous one must be able to substantiate it
Etc
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It's a pity he's substituted vocabulary for content(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:46,
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This is why I think he's reading dictionariesrather than actually having a better grasp of English.
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Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:47,
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I'd have swapped out the second vocabulary and just said "than that of the majority etc"For similar reasons as to why I said "swapped" rather than "supplanted" above.
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Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:46,
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Not normally, no.In your case, definitely. You're making the same mistakes I did when I was your age. It's going to be a hell of a life journey for you sunshine.
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When I was his age I used to try and learn a new word each day from the dictionary.I suspect he's doing the same thing.
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girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:38,
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I never did that.I was a bugger for nicking Dad's copy of the Guardian when I was younger though.
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I think he's made it to ABC.I'll bet you a shiny new sixpence the Africans in his neigbourhood all have suspiciously clean bums.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:47,
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In most cases, yes.I just want this little prick to bugger off. Sadly, he isn't getting the message.
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Hang on, you've been here about 2 minutesand yet you think you've got some dictat on how should stay or go?
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He's entitled to dislike him AlIt's not like he's laying down the law, just being an arse to the new kid.
You know, like you were to me for about 6 months.
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I'm an arse to you nowI'm an arse to a lot of people, but I don't do it with the intention that they stop posting and go away.
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I dunno mateYou did a pretty good, consistent job of hounding me to begin with. Once upon a time I thought you were a bigger cunt than Chompy.
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YEAH. THAT'S OUR JOB, RIGHT?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:55,
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Oh aye?What makes you think i have lead some sort of sheltered life?
I've met thousands of people from all walks of life, all sections of the intelligence spectrum.
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Hm you were boasting about the fact you've lived in one houseall your life, in a relatively secure if low financial bracket, which probably means you've been to two schools. I'd be interested to know where these thousands came from
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:48,
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Well,I make friends easy , me.
You name it, Nerd, Chav, Greeibo, EMO, Pikey, Slut, I've befriended it.
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Don't you think, people?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:51,
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Or misses out on a full stop.Besides, People sounds too much like "We, the People". It makes it sound like some sort of declaration of independence or something.
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Nowt wrong with that:www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUZE9k0rcbs
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:57,
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He'll call you comrade nexthaving decided that between now and yesterday he's actually a socialist
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:57,
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Really?I don't think that aspect of your personality is coming across well on here.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:51,
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Now it isIn the last 2 years or so, i haven't seen most of these people, I've got my social life down to a nice nucleus of about 50 or 60 real good friends in my school year.
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But they all read his status updates so they must be proper friends.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:59,
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It's still hardly thousandsand they're not your friends if you've divided them up with labels. Also it's not really computing with 'all walks of life' or indeed all points of the intelligence spectrum. What you're saying is, you know a bunch of other sixteen year olds
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:54,
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Looks like ithe thinks I'm nice for some reason
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:01,
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Such as your classmates at Deacon High?I'll bet there are ramps all over the show.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:48,
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And how many of them wanted fries with their meals?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:51,
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I ask because most people with an extensive vocabulary use it sparingly,where they have one word that is more expressive than many. Whereas you adopt a scattergun approach.
I realise this probably seems rude. This is because I'm rude.
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Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:37,
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It's called 'doing a Will Self' and is a surefire method of identifying a 'chutney ferret'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:46,
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There's always something so smug about him.Probably because he's Will Self I think.
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He has a hateful face and exudes arrogance(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:56,
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AhemI know a little of both and must disagree with this slight against my people. We wouldn't have him.
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You are arguably correct in that we are probably able to make that judgement.On the other hand, if you were explicitly inviting us to do so, you ought to have used 'may' rather than 'can', I believe. I might be wrong though - would any grammar fans care to help out?
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That always irritated me.There was a teacher who would reply to "Can I go to the toilet?" with "Well, you're able to, but may you?".
I think can is able to and may is allowed to.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:50,
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People who say that are fucking twatsIt's clearly implicit in what you said that you were requesting permission, not asking them if you were capable of doing it. I onlce asked at a ticket office if I could have a one day travel card and she said "You can buy one, you can't have it for nothing!" in a LOLwaki joking manner. I wished she had died.
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That doesn't feel natural.I'm not entirely sure I believe you.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:47,
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Like his sexual proclivities, I'll be bound.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:49,
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I've decided I hate all young people.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:50,
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Psst.I'm 20. Pretty young myself.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:54,
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Not reallyI'm one of the eldest of the 'young' people, second only to Berk (IIRC).
Younger than me is Amberl, Lampito, Poppet, and Applebite. There are one or two others, but they seem to have disappeared.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:54,
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No.That's late 20s. "Young" in my context is "anyone younger than me".
(save Charms and Poppet)
(and Apples. Though she's younger by a week.)
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:59,
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Oh I forgot about Barry.I like him. He sent me Metronomy's newest album.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:02,
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If he didn't nick it Then it means NOTHING.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:03,
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Illegal downlaod?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:06,
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That means nothing either I'm afraid.Unless he has shoved the CD down his pants to smuggle it out of the shop it's a hollow gift.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:08,
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Barry hasn't been here in ages.*worries about the poor child*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:03,
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Age is bollocks.Doesn't really matter either way. I know people in their fifties who have yet to grow up.
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Glad you agree.Plus, some older women just exude sex appeal in a way some younger women can't. Felicity Kendal for a start. Grrrrrr!
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Epcot is the only reason we still allow Florida to exist.(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:33,
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Unlike Walt Disney himselfwho was fantastic at holding your stubby little boy-penis, the grubby old 'N.O.N.C.E.'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:37,
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Nazi sympathising racist too I believe. Why do the Great Ones die young?
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I had a proper look around Blackfriarsit's nice.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:38,
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Steady onI wasn't poking sticks at them
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:47,
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Well you wouldn't, would you?In case they retaliated by throwing their spears at you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:52,
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I believe they've taken a vow against thatit's one of the big three
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:55,
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haha'Live from the Cloister'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:01,
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I believe that they prefer assegai style stabbing spears(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:59,
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I'm designing the new control systems for the station rebuildI wish the customer would stop changing stuff.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:15,
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National Trust near Gloucester, my friend does the gardeningand we had a tour from the resident homosexual.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:51,
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Or the 'uphill gardener' as he is known locally.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:52,
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better than Randy Bumgardener(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:53,
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How is the old fellow?Not spoken to him since that unpleasantness with the chocolate mousse
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Do all NT properties have a resident homosexual?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:58,
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