You are Stephenie Meyer, or whatever her name is, not that you'll have heard of her you lucky bastard
AICM etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If indeed that is yours to claim.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Hahahaha
Never heard of her, but she looks like the sort of dirty vixen who would pleasure me till I died.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

That's a very carefully taken photo of her

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)

A little bitchy, if I may say.
Have they airbrushed her enormous saggy arse?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I would know :)
nah I just read an article on how strictly she controls photos of herself/ angles of the photos taken, because she's really pretty from some and not at all from others
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Even I'm pretty with the light out.
Why are people so vain?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

She wrote the Twilight series of books.
Mum for some reason loves them. I think they make fantastic nesting material for the hamster.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)

She's a Mormon
Feel free to amend that subtly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I fucking hate the cunting mormons.
I hold them directly responsible for the break up of my brother's marriage, the loss of contact with my fabulous nephews, and my brother's subsequent death. If I heard that every one of them dropped dead from cholera, I would not shed a tear.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Fucking hell
Sorry to have opened the wound mate, that's awful
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)