*reaches for croissants*
My EX council house is pretty much superb. Huge back garden, open outlooks, 3 car driveway AND a garage that I have have converted into a 'Gentlemans Club', complete with darts, foosball, surround sound tunes with £500 quid REL subwoofer, plus a watering can that doubles as a pisspot.

So, stick that up your ravaged arsehole.


*bites croissant, hard*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My EX council flat has made me £120,000 in pure profit since I bought it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:58, Reply)

When did you buy it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)

2001 I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Think of it like this, whatever your wages were for the last 10 years, they were £12kpa more.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Unfortunately, your EX seems to have had all that pure profit for herself.
And the MDs too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:00, Reply)

*EXchanges*

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:04, Reply)

*studies clipboard*

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:06, Reply)

*brandishes dumb bells*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)

Oh man, is Monty up for that? It's just that I'd totally swap over one of my exes for Lusty.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:29, Reply)

I'm not having a go at anyone here.
Just referencing Freefair. Alright?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Alright!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Too late fucko
Expect a shit filled jiffy bag in the post.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:03, Reply)

'Bot dogs' ahoy!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:04, Reply)

you are in a good mood.
Have Yes reformed or something?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:07, Reply)

I am fucking not.
Also, I fucking loathe Yes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:10, Reply)

ath v
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:12, Reply)

you shitting well are.
And we all know of your gay feelings for Rick Wakeman.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:15, Reply)

: /
I think Monty has better taste than that.
You may as well say he'd go gay for Hoodbutter.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:16, Reply)

'Bot dogs'
Lovin' it. Will be using that at the next available opportunity.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:32, Reply)

WELL HE'S HERE AIN'T HE
AND THERE YOU ARE HAVING A GO AT HIM
bloody tourists
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:07, Reply)