alright?
Anyone that lives in an EX council house can shit the fuck off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:33, 58 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I rent
does that make me scum?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:35, Reply)

only if you rent from a council.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:37, Reply)

nah, some agency
in fact I may be approaching proper middle class
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:38, Reply)

COUNTER ARGUEMENT !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:35, Reply)

You know those poppies you see in fields that represent the dead war people....
... are they the same poppies they use to make smack?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:40, Reply)

No.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:40, Reply)

What is a wolf's favorite plant?
aRRRROOOOWWWWWWW root.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:43, Reply)

:)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Yes.
not really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I think poppies exist
for reasons other than war and drugs.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:44, Reply)

IKEA pictures

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:49, Reply)

NONSENSE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)

REBUTTAL!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)

I wish I did, my flat is made of compressed straw.
Bloody private sector.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:37, Reply)

I'll huff and I'll puff...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:41, Reply)

True, I'm a fatty.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:44, Reply)

First house I ever bought was ex local authority (I didn't buy it from the council though).
Sold it 3 years later and made a tasty profit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:45, Reply)

muhammed was a delicious prohet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Was it made of ginger bread?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:46, Reply)

When I was doing my degree, we had to study mixed social and private housing
The private houses on the estate were thrown up in the usual manner, but the social housing had a higher build spec, and more space inside with extra storage.

After a while, when they found out, the private owners got all uppity and complained to the builders.

Who promptly told them to fuck off.

Did I mention this was in Milton Keynes?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:50, Reply)

There is a flat in Enfield that I really want to buy, I've almost lived there 3 times now, it's an awesome building with a lift and siwmming pool and gym and about 3 minutes into Enfield Town Centre, and it has a consiurge.
I still really want to live there, except everyone has bought-to-let, and because there were so many people let out cheap, and because people let out cheap, all sorts of unsavory types live there now, and there is loud music in a few of the flats every night.

Why does scum always have to ruin good stuff?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

I don't know Gonz.
No matter where I am, I come across scum.

Let me assure you though, that the middle classes have their fair share of cunts too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:57, Reply)

There isn't any interfering scum where I live
They want £1m for it, I got a feeling they're not going to get it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Can't you find that sort of money behind the setee
I hope to get at least 50 quid when I move mine.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:02, Reply)

*shits the fuck off*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)

*reaches for croissants*
My EX council house is pretty much superb. Huge back garden, open outlooks, 3 car driveway AND a garage that I have have converted into a 'Gentlemans Club', complete with darts, foosball, surround sound tunes with £500 quid REL subwoofer, plus a watering can that doubles as a pisspot.

So, stick that up your ravaged arsehole.


*bites croissant, hard*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

My EX council flat has made me £120,000 in pure profit since I bought it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:58, Reply)

When did you buy it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)

2001 I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Think of it like this, whatever your wages were for the last 10 years, they were £12kpa more.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Unfortunately, your EX seems to have had all that pure profit for herself.
And the MDs too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:00, Reply)

*EXchanges*

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:04, Reply)

*studies clipboard*

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:06, Reply)

*brandishes dumb bells*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)

Oh man, is Monty up for that? It's just that I'd totally swap over one of my exes for Lusty.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:29, Reply)

I'm not having a go at anyone here.
Just referencing Freefair. Alright?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Alright!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Too late fucko
Expect a shit filled jiffy bag in the post.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:03, Reply)

'Bot dogs' ahoy!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:04, Reply)

you are in a good mood.
Have Yes reformed or something?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:07, Reply)

I am fucking not.
Also, I fucking loathe Yes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:10, Reply)

ath v
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:12, Reply)

you shitting well are.
And we all know of your gay feelings for Rick Wakeman.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:15, Reply)

: /
I think Monty has better taste than that.
You may as well say he'd go gay for Hoodbutter.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:16, Reply)

'Bot dogs'
Lovin' it. Will be using that at the next available opportunity.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:32, Reply)

WELL HE'S HERE AIN'T HE
AND THERE YOU ARE HAVING A GO AT HIM
bloody tourists
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:07, Reply)

My CURRENT council flat is fucking awesome.
Also, I love Julia Nunes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I don't even own an council flat

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:06, Reply)

When you come over I will gladly take you up the Council.
You will love it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)

dirty old man

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Is it the 'American way' to give people houses to live in
And then let them buy 'em at well below market value in a few after?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)

no, something like we shoot you in the face and take over your territory
we learnt it from the english
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)

But we did it with style.
Drive-by shooting is just lazy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:25, Reply)

I already told you I don't have a gun.
I've never even left the kitchen.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:28, Reply)

There's gotta be BIG knives in the kitchen
They'll do.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:29, Reply)

I just let the men do all the hard work while I wash their skivvies and bake the bread.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Tell it to the judge, Ma Baker

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:34, Reply)