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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right, wellFirst of all, Bruce Forsyth should be ground into dust and scattered around the edges of the dancefloor as a reminder of the penalty for gross incompetence. He should be replaced with Frankie Boyle or a Bengal Tiger, someone who won't fuck about, none of this pandering to contestants, if they massacre the Quickstep they should fucking know about it.
The judging panel needs pruning, Len Goodman is obviously going to forget who he is live on air sooner or later, and Alesha Dixon is a) nowhere near as pretty as the BBC think she is and b) a fucking idiot. Get me on there with Eva Green, who probably also knows fuck all about dancing but grr. And I want to be allowed to swear as much as I want too. And to hand-pick the celebrities. It's my personal mission to reduce Jamie Oliver to tears on live TV.
And the fucking public won't be allowed to vote unless they can pass a 37-page interactive exam regarding the intricate technicalities of the art of Ballroom Dancing.
And Tess Daly can fuck off as well.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'll make sure La Williams gets onAnd Bruce. And you can be sat in the front row on every episode she remains in the competition for. Naked. And I'll quietly advise her that she'll get an extra mark from me for every week she fellates you live on air.
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Let's make this happenYou can achieve anything by online petition these days
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)
I have another idea.Saw the fucking lot of them up and dissolve them in quicklime. Then watch something else.
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