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Blimey.Have you seen what Sian Williams is wearing today?
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OhI thought we were going to discuss her levels of sartorial elegance and ability to accessorise to accentuate her natural beauty.
You sicken me.
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*spluffs*I'll clean it up later, when it's peelable.
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Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:30,
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Um... are you a MILF, blousie?Given that the M stands for Mum... I think you're an ILF
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I think you just need to be old enough to have kids Darth.(
girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:26,
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How old were you when you got your first period?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:30,
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About 13 or 14 as I was a late developer.I actually remember it too.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:31,
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But OH! how you've developed!*beams* *panders*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:34,
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Aren't you only 13 years older than him?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:58,
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No, I've not. Nor do I even know who she is.Good question, Plummers. I can see this one being a '200+ replies by 9am' Q with ease.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:20,
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BBC Breakfast news milf.She's tiny as well, perfect for boudoir gymnastics.
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Or firing out of a cannonMost of the BBC Breakfast team have been on Strictly Come Dancing and Celebrity Circus Daredevils would seem to be the next logical step.
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I don't think there's anything wrong with finding fetishistic pleasurein the prospect of Chris Hollins being forced to walk the tightrope over a shark tank
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That's nothingYou should hear my plans for the revamp of Strictly Come Dancing
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Right, wellFirst of all, Bruce Forsyth should be ground into dust and scattered around the edges of the dancefloor as a reminder of the penalty for gross incompetence. He should be replaced with Frankie Boyle or a Bengal Tiger, someone who won't fuck about, none of this pandering to contestants, if they massacre the Quickstep they should fucking know about it.
The judging panel needs pruning, Len Goodman is obviously going to forget who he is live on air sooner or later, and Alesha Dixon is a) nowhere near as pretty as the BBC think she is and b) a fucking idiot. Get me on there with Eva Green, who probably also knows fuck all about dancing but grr. And I want to be allowed to swear as much as I want too. And to hand-pick the celebrities. It's my personal mission to reduce Jamie Oliver to tears on live TV.
And the fucking public won't be allowed to vote unless they can pass a 37-page interactive exam regarding the intricate technicalities of the art of Ballroom Dancing.
And Tess Daly can fuck off as well.
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I'll make sure La Williams gets onAnd Bruce. And you can be sat in the front row on every episode she remains in the competition for. Naked. And I'll quietly advise her that she'll get an extra mark from me for every week she fellates you live on air.
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Let's make this happenYou can achieve anything by online petition these days
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I have another idea.Saw the fucking lot of them up and dissolve them in quicklime. Then watch something else.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:48,
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Saturday's weather looks fucking dire which saddens me.Traversing London is bad enough without it pissing down.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:25,
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I just don't see the attraction.She's like a whale, right? A whale that's been smeared with cow shit, dipped in breadcrumbs, smeared with whale paste, dipped in breadcrumbs, smeared with Nutella, dipped in breadcrumbs, smeared with sherbert, dipped in chilli flakes and deep-fried until golden brown, served on a bed of spring greens with a chilled sancerre.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:27,
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Tasty tasty citalopram OM NOM NOM NOM NOM(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:29,
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I wonder what whale crackling's like?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:29,
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I am wondering that too, now.I always used to get food envy during the title sequence of The Flintstones when they're at the drive-in.
Then thoughts of a RED-HOT THREESOME with Wilma and Betty Rubble would distract me and the idea of food was soon forgotten.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:32,
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I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:32,
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I'd do the pair of them in a marathon session. Anal, watersports - the fucking lot.But secretly I'd be wishing one of them was the darkie from Captain Caveman.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:34,
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I reckon it slipped him by.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:36,
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Looks like you got away with it alrightHe must be slipping in his old age
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I'm slipping, alright.SLIPPING IN ALL THE FLUIDS FROM MY CARTOON SEXATHON.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:38,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post353216
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:40,
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Monty-baiting sure isn't what it used to be.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:39,
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I'm too knackered to care.What was your error?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:42,
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No error dear boy, just a quote from something that normally has you seething with boundless dribbling rage.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:45,
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It has indeed passed me by.Is it from 'film'? I'm 'really into film'. Last night me and the other guys in my CRAZY GANG from halls played the 'Withnail' drinking game!!!! We were SO DRUNK, right, that Toby threw some loo rolls out of the window!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:50,
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Sounds kerayzee to me.I watched The Terminal last night. I don't know much about 'film' but I know what I like, and I like The Terminal.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:51,
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WATCH OUT THE JAPANESE DON'T HUNT HER!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:32,
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I see QOTW has hit a new low. Quite an achievement.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:30,
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I think we can sink further if we really knuckle down.(
girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:32,
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I know.I think pretty much every decent topic has been covered by now. Maybe they should do 'BBC news milfs' next.
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What is it now?I am so uninspired by QOTW these days that I can't even be bothered to look
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At a cursory glance it appears to be 'Shit Puns'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:40,
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Nope, sorryFucking hell, why is it that even when I get an early night, I'm still shattered the next day?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:33,
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Still, not as easy if you can't seeAnd for all you know, you could end up fucking the eye socket. It'd still be moist, and with a micropenis like yours, you'd never even touch the skull.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:50,
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You fucked a talking corpse?I think you'll find that was an OAP mate. Your standards are slipping.
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Well, if I can't fuck your missus, your mother will have to do.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:56,
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My missus would rip your cock off and beat you to death with it, after first injecting it with growth hormones to make it into a suitably sizeable coshDitto my Mum, probably.
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That's not what I heardI have it on excellent authority that you cry when you cum
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wahay skull buggery ahoy(
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:49,
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It's God trying to tell you to face up to the fact that you are a disgusting tranny who should kill themselves for the common good.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:37,
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And what's he trying to tell you every morning you crawl out of your dank little hole, to face another day?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:45,
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'GO FORTH AND TELL THEM THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS, MY CHILD'In a booming 'God voice'. It's quite alarming, but preferable to 'KILL THE PROSTITUTES, MONTY' which I also get.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:52,
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No. I haven't.No, I don't want to. Unless it's the one with the wavey red hair in a ponytail.
Phwoar.
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Can't remember the name of her, unfortunately.She used to do the weather, but she was so short, she had to use a box so the camera could see her.
If you're wondering who I am, I was weightedcompanioncube. Blame the name change on Darth.
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I know who you are.I just don't know what women you're talking about.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:52,
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Oh.Ok.
Wish I could remember too. She certainly got me up in the mornings when I was at uni.
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What, from Scooby-Doo?God yeah, she'd FUCKING GET IT BIG TIME.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:37,
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Even the ugly one from Scooby Doo would get it.EDIT: Velma, you sick bastards. I expected this from Jeff, but not you lot!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:45,
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Morning dude.If you do, you have to film it and post it here, naturally.
VOIDH.
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May I place my vote for 'please, please don't do this'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:55,
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^^I'll agree with this, adding 'Oh God, please don't!'(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:55,
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The only money shot I'd want Darth involved in would be him taking a smack to the head with a briefcase with £1,000,000 in it, all in pennies.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:57,
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That's one vote apieceAnyone else?
EDIT: 2-1 in favour of not seeing me naked. I am saddended by this.
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Actually, come to think of it.I'm fine thanks mate, I need to be able to keep my breakfast down.
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That's conclusive thenB3ta doesn't want to watch me shagging.
I won't lie to you Luggers, I'm surprised.
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Maybe, just maybeIt's the thought of seeing your tumescent twig and giggleberries that's putting them off their cornflakes.
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Me eitherRecently had a read of Marvel's recent Civil War series. It was very good, but I didn't know who half of them were.
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Aye, that's what I mainly know her from(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:59,
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I'm still wondering if the bird who plays River Song (not the baby you sickos) is worth a go.(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)
*googles*Alex Kingston? Nice tits but a bit "wide mouthed frog" for me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:01,
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Yup.One hell of a MILF, that woman. And a far better actor than Matt Smith.
Although I still think Dr Who rules.
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Yeah' boi', she'd get it SOO bad, yahgetsme? I'd be all up in here yard crotching away and I'll be all like Barry White and shit sayin'...... "Yeah' gurl, you're my worl', yo' eyes like dimonds yahgetsme blud? Iz be checkin' out ya' gash and tings and be all like wanna be up in dare" and she'd be like "This is Sian WIlliams of the BBC Breakfast, the time is 8:56 and here is John with the weather".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:51,
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*clicks hard*(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:56,
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She is no ReidI'd still do her though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:58,
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I bet he's amazing in bedYou could tie his wrists to the bedposts whith the ankles he could get behind his head
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What if she activates a force field when she cums?You'll be thrown out of the window, where her brother will be waiting to incinerate you for violating her honour.
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Nah, no forcefields- power swap, remember?Still, Jessica Alba.
WOULD.
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You said transferred, not tradedIf we're going to be geeky then a basic level of pedantry is implied!
Also, yes.
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Apparently it is possibleBut then so is ice-skating, and I have zero interest in either
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From everyone's posts here it seems I should stick with toyboys.(
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