I don't really care if people want to vajazzle or not
it seems like a lot of effort for something that presumably few people are going to see or care about
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

no man is ever going to care
and if they do it's because they are a quender and shouldn't be there in the first place.

It's like all the women who worry about their boobs or bits. Men will be like "Yay! tits!" or similar no matter what.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

This is inaccurate
why the reaction I got on wearing only knickers to dinner was not at all as approving as I had hoped, had your statement been true. The waiter had to bring four extra sick-buckets, and I spent the night wrapped in a blanket in a police cell
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

your error was to unleash them at an inappropriate point

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I should've waited til that Dinner for the Blind

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

at least you are learning

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I just don't see this happening. Unless...
you hadn't decided to get them out at Darth's stag do or something, had you?
( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Unless you have shit tits.
Or a boyfriend who seems to prefer really skinny girls and when you accidently lose a pound or so on a camping trick he goes crazy over your "smaller, and even better" breasts.
Pfft. Nutter.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

A camping trick?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

campers need to pay for sex sometimes too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

It was Clown Camp.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Its like the whole tongue piercing to improve blowjobs
I have never had a shit blowjob. Some are better than others but the last thing running through my mind is "This would be better if they had a tongue stud."
( Peej, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)