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Vajazzling
www.vajazzling.com/
NSFW if you go looking at the photos.

Is this women being loud and proud of their bodies or is it porn fashion?

Discuss.

Alt/Really? You need an alt? With this question?
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:58, 208 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Way to fanny stomp me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Mwaa!
Sorry sweetheart.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I think it's hilarious
I also try not to make judgments about what women choose to do, always end up looking like either: a bigoted ignorant prick, or a bleeding heart right on liberal prick.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
It's best to just not have any opinions
that way you can't get anyone upset. Except for people who find people with no opinion on anything pathetic and annoying.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Freefair has opinions enough for all of us

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I have opinions on important things
Not some bizzare thoughts on what does and doesn't constitute appropriate behaviour for women.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
If woman want a rhinestone fish mitten then why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Because women can't be trusted to make decisions.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Do you find them achingly beautiful, Apey?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I think he might have surpassed my "Painting pictures with sound" comment.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
this could work out nicely
as a nice new meme
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
That's my thinking
If I ever found something so beautiful that it made me ache, I'd see a doctor.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)
I couldn't care less if somebody
wants to glue some glitter on their gunt.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
You get a click for gunt
Maccladslol
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I fear the abrasive qualities of rhinestones.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I fear the heat produced by the rhinestoning gun Ms Foxtrot uses to decorate her dancing gear

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Penazzling exists.
I have no idea why you'd want to stick glitter on your hoohaa but some people don't like Hollywoods, some people don't like Brazillians, some people don't like bushes.
Not sure where I'm going with this. I guess it's your minge. If you want to ahve a date with a glue gun and some Swarovski crystals, be my guest.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I've never been able to pronounce Swarovski
it seems that however I pronounce it, the person I'm saying it to gives me a sneer of derision and pronounces it a different way. So then I adopt that pronunciation next time to someone else and it happens again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
It's a "W" at the front and a "V" at the end right?
The way an English person would say them, not a German. That's what I say anyway.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Well I pronounced it swore ov skee
but I've heard it pronounced schvartski and shrowskee
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I can't imagine either of those last two being correct

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
maybe they were mocking me
I might start pronouncing it schvoutskee in an angry Russian accent and see if it catches on
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
You should crack a raw egg into some vodka while you say it
and then knock it back in one hit, smack you lips, and then roar.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
IT'S RIGHT BECAUSE I SAY IT'S RIGHT
DA?!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
the sneer of derision is at your foghorn-like wail
not your pronunciation.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Swarovski smoke grenade
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
shouldn't you be desperately gazzing girls?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Shouldn't you be getting a job?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I have a job
A SUPER EMPOWERING JOB WHERE I'M EMPOWERED ALL THE TIME!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Do you empower those phones by answering them
and those bits of paper by photocopying them and those files by putting them in the filing cabinet?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
erm, no, I'm a pole dancing teacher. I thought we'd covered this Al.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I didn't realise you had stopped your other job.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Oh yeah I left that.
and this time it was through choice! I'm trying to do the corset and cupcake thing. Whilst relying on Wiggy to support me. This is why feminists hate me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Swore ov ski?
Swarh ov ski?

who gives a fuck. I have a dedicated Swarovski applicator though, heats up the ready glued ones.
I like sparkly things, ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
The combined wisdom of Ape, Wormulus and Wookiee wins the day here

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I imagine this is the first and last time that phrase will ever be used.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
I was certainly shocked

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Those three have fair brought a tear to my eyes.
The office are now discussing the lady on Embarrassing Bodies that had a prolapsed vagina.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
I have a name you know!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
That sounds horrific.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Have a look at the verruca girl too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
once again
I HAVE A NAME
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Verruca prolapsed nunny Girl.
Makes you sound like a superhero.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Imagine all the crime I could solve
if I could prolapse on command
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
You would strike fear into the hearts of the stoutest men.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I like the bit of comedy you slipped into the middle of that otherwise acceptable sentence

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
which bit?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
"Ape"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
ok, that's what I thought you meant

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I don't know Wormulus well enough to have a pop and Wookiee is frequently right about stuff
Apropos of nothing save our recent convo, am listening to The Height of Callousness by Spineshank and has forgotten what a bastard awesome track it is :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
despite being an indoor-scarf-wearer
he makes some good points. Sometimes. Today has been on of those days.

re: Spineshank, I'll high five to that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
It's a fucking relentless track
The drums on it are superb. There was a period of about a month ten years ago when I thought they were going to be the best band in the world. Then their third album came out.

*nostalgic metal high-fives nonetheless*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I like the 'boing' noises that they added for no reason

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Because you were 19 when the album came out and the noises made you giggle?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
naa, I still like it
but then I'm still fairly childish
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)
All I do is take the contrary viewpoint to the one that I think most people will have
and argue it as a vaguely intellecutal activity
Its like Internet Sudoku.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I see
that explains why my agreement with what you say swings wildly from completely agree to completely disagree
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Just like jikan no muda then?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
If you want to jerk to your mother
that's fine by me.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Would you care if Catface strode in
with his bongle all covered in glitter?

Couldn't care less, personally. If a woman wants to decorate her biff, why not.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Catface is married to crackhouseceilidhband
not chickenlady

you relentless imbecile
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Fluorescent paint?

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
I think everyone would be fairly shocked.
Especially as Chickenlady and Catface are not a couple.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I imagine she might be a little surprised as to why Catface was in her house
and why he was naked.

If PJM did it then ....

...

...


Sorry, I just thought about PJM naked and got distracted.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
PJM already does it
He's replaced the local lighthouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
PJM could stick satsumas along his cock.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I'd be rather surprised if Catface turned up at my door showing me glitter covered bits
It'd be entertaining though, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Just say the word and give me the cash.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I'd give him a go, yeah.
He could do the Thong Dance for me without the thong.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Wouldn't attaching them kind of hurt?
But, whatever the lady wants, I guess.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I think vajazzling is empowering

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
how naive

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Why do you think it's naive?
My inclination is to agree though.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
she wasn't being serious
and nor was I. sorry, serious in-joke stuff going on
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I give no weight to your opinions.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
lol weight

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
it's funny because...

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
YOU ARE REALLY FAT

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Apple's been calling me fat all afternoon
I hope I don't have reverse body dysmorphia
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
It would be super empowering if you did.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
way to shoehorn a wannameme in there.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
my side of the internet is weighed down

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Why?
I'm honestly curious because it goes against the grain of my old school feminist ideas and beliefs, but the world moves on....So I'm curious to understand how it's empowering.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
There's nothing like fanny glitter to remove the shackles of Hegemonic masculinity upon the sisterhood

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Explain and expand please.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Brother Al says it all

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
he's a step away from singing "it's my fanny and I'll cry if I want to"

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
It's empowering
because men like the shiney, shiney.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Women are less empowered
because men have more power.

Isn't the best way to redress the balance to have men treat women more equitably rather than inventing bullshit ways of 'empowering' yourself.

That's like asking a slave to free themself.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
What women need is a really talented and strong group of women to invent something called
'Girl Power' that'll sort everything out.

zig-a-zig-aah!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
how dare you blaspheme against the Church of Spice

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Who do you think you are?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
some kind of superstar
*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
You're just a
Wannabe
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
I was trolling the people who insist on telling me that pole dancing is 'lol empowering'

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Because men expect you not to want to decorate your vagina
and therefore decorating your vagina is going against men. And therefore it's feminist.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Crap
That's just being deliberately contrary. Proper argument please!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
I don't mind if people want to decorate their vagina's
but it does seem a bit stupid to me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I suspect that this will be the opinion of most people

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Not unlike one well known users 'hitler cock'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)
It isn't empowering.
if a woman wants to do better in society, going to a job interview and saying she has a sparkly fanny, is not going to help her become head of finance with KPMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
you obviously don't know the bosses at KPMG like I do

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I'm sure it would help you get a PA job, but not be one of the bosses.
Anyway, tell me more....
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Not wanting to tear you away from your flirtation mate
but there's the vastly more important matter of cricket to be discussed. Um, what did we say in the event of a draw? Cos I can't see me getting a quid out of this.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Fuck off Darth, I'm busy.
I took England to win, any other result, you win
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)
*does rain dance*
As you were
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
+ man

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I'll just say the film Secretary...based on my life.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)
WORM KILLER

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I'll check that out.
Still, a secretary is not exactly breaking the glass ceiling, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
She dances under tha glass ceiling in an empowering way
not caring if the men above are looking through the glass at her and wanking.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)
guys wank over me anyway
might as well make money from it
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Maybe I should make Deborah Meaden my role model
instead of Miss Moneypenny
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
even you couldn't end up that ugly

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Just give me time
and cigarettes. And the bitter loneliness that comes with being a ball crushing female tycoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I don't really care if people want to vajazzle or not
it seems like a lot of effort for something that presumably few people are going to see or care about
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
no man is ever going to care
and if they do it's because they are a quender and shouldn't be there in the first place.

It's like all the women who worry about their boobs or bits. Men will be like "Yay! tits!" or similar no matter what.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
This is inaccurate
why the reaction I got on wearing only knickers to dinner was not at all as approving as I had hoped, had your statement been true. The waiter had to bring four extra sick-buckets, and I spent the night wrapped in a blanket in a police cell
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
your error was to unleash them at an inappropriate point

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)
I should've waited til that Dinner for the Blind

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)
at least you are learning

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I just don't see this happening. Unless...
you hadn't decided to get them out at Darth's stag do or something, had you?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Unless you have shit tits.
Or a boyfriend who seems to prefer really skinny girls and when you accidently lose a pound or so on a camping trick he goes crazy over your "smaller, and even better" breasts.
Pfft. Nutter.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
A camping trick?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
campers need to pay for sex sometimes too

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
It was Clown Camp.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Its like the whole tongue piercing to improve blowjobs
I have never had a shit blowjob. Some are better than others but the last thing running through my mind is "This would be better if they had a tongue stud."
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I just stabbed myself in the finger with the same map pin twice.
I'm thinking of giving up and going home.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Go on. Have one more go.
That tail won't pin itself to the donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
It's retarded, that's what it is.
Just like the entire generation of people who think that the retards on TOWIE and Jersey Shore are anything to aim for. The groups appearing on both, and anyone who thinks that they are relevant should be picked up, and shifted off to Auschwitz II.

Fucking retards.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
pedantic extermination camp LOLs

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I've just spent 7 minutes trying to work out what TOWIE is.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Got it on the eighth minute
The Only Way Is Essex!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)
*applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)
*ultra-belm*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)
It's a good thing that you didn't know that.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Shh no judgement

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)
The other one is MIC.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Apart from carting them off to a death camp
I agree entirely with you, in principle at least.
And what Bartleby said higher up about it not giving them the power to get a job at KPMG.
I can't see how sticking stones to fanny is going to be anything other than uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Auschwitz wasn't a death camp, was it?
I thought it was a concentration camp only?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)
It was an extermination camp, with labour camp attached.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Ahh, my mistake.
I wouldn't want them to be exterminated, as they'd serve far better wasting away, as a lesson to others of what happens when you aspire to nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
If you don't know what Auschwitz was
its probably best if you don't make jokes about it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)

It's one thing getting the odd stray hair between your teeth, but to have a crystal stuck to your teeth would be too much. Especially if the bloke was ginger as the lady in question would suddenly think, 'Fuck! I've pulled Mick Hucknall'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
And she'd have fair ground for complaint.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Oooh. I feel a pun-down coming on.
I don't know why, but something got me started.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
You're guilty of what you did to me.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I'm not familar with that one.
You've just lost the pun-down on account of knowing more about Simply Red than me.

*Joy!*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
It's the next lyric in the song.
I feel very, very ashamed for knowing this.

Knowledge is sometimes not power.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Ouch

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Her thighs would be.....
Holding Back The Ears
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Then she'll be seeing
Stars.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Nah!
She's Too tight to mention
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Could be worse.
She could open up the red box.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
They're not decorating their vagina though are they?
Just where their muff would be. Now proper Vajazzling would be empowering because any men they fucked would get their cocks ripped up from all the crystals up the womans chuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
It's the mons pubis
I thiiiink.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Yah mon.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Pubis mons.
I don't know how I know this.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
It should be mons pubis, generally.
Pubis is genitive and mons is nominative, so usually the order is nom gen.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
I don't speak latin, so I wouldn't know.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I've heard it described as mons pubis
so you are wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Does that translate as Mount Fanny?
because surely that only applies to TGB
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Fanny Mountain
Beware of the crevasses. And the Yeti.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Disney's more controversial ride.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Although apparently the flume was excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
You had to buy a meal in the restaurant before they'd let you have a go, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I feel another music pun coming on.
It'll be...



Wait for it...


Welcome to the jungle!!

I'm so sorry
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
More like Fanny Canyon.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)
I reckon you'd have to be a right cunt to wear something like that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Righto I'm off for cocktails
back later.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Good luck for tomorrow!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I'll just stay here and wait for AA to strike through the word tails

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Meh, I barely do strikethroughs anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)
classic QOTW lies

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Honestly, I've mainly left them alone now.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
That would imply that Amberl just wants the one cock
Surely for huge LOLZ it'll be better to just strike 'tail'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Amberl is only satisifed when she has at least three cocks.
Two in the vadge and one in the arse is her preferred set up, but she will accept double anal single vaginal.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
How empowering

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
do you think there's such a thing as assjazzling?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
It would be an achingly musky site

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
I can assure you there is

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Do you just eat the crystals a few days before?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
that's step one

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Wash them down with some "No More Nails" for extra purchase

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)
I heard she likes a good Albatrossing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)
I heard she's a fan of Voltaire's Angry Glove.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
With an Oreo surprise to finish

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)
What's an albatrossing?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Arse, fanny, mouth and one in each hand
and the participant squats with arms to the side like an Albatross spreading it's majestic wings
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Sweet.
I just looked it up in Urban Dictionary and the second meaning is quite different.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)
is it time to post pterodactyl porn?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)
It's always time for pterodactyl porn

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)
oh :(
the link's dead now

points to whoever can deal with trawling and finding a new link
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)
I had a predictive text error lol earlier today.
I sent one that referred to 'offering to return my Jews' when I meant keys.

How we laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)
I asked a girl "when do you want to meat?" yesterday.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)
No mistakes here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Meatus round the corner

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)
When you really meant to type
'I can fit you in for a right good rape at about half-seven/quarter to eight. I can't give you an exact time as it'll spoil the surprise'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)
+ because I've already gassed them all anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)
I see no real harm other than it's another way of making stupid women part with their money.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)
Exactly.
They could be busy doing the ironing or something instead.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)
You've hit the nail on the head right there Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)
*BEAMS*
Thanks Blousie!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)
And when I say nail, I mean hammer and when I say head, I mean your head.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:19, Reply)
Looks at Blousie and says 'Blurrgh!'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)

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