It's one thing getting the odd stray hair between your teeth, but to have a crystal stuck to your teeth would be too much. Especially if the bloke was ginger as the lady in question would suddenly think, 'Fuck! I've pulled Mick Hucknall'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

And she'd have fair ground for complaint.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Oooh. I feel a pun-down coming on.
I don't know why, but something got me started.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

You're guilty of what you did to me.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I'm not familar with that one.
You've just lost the pun-down on account of knowing more about Simply Red than me.

*Joy!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

It's the next lyric in the song.
I feel very, very ashamed for knowing this.

Knowledge is sometimes not power.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Ouch

( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Her thighs would be.....
Holding Back The Ears
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Then she'll be seeing
Stars.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Nah!
She's Too tight to mention
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Could be worse.
She could open up the red box.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)