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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I used the dry spray last nightand cream today.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:08,
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Doctor's phoning me mondayto tell me which department wants me first
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:12,
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As long as it isn't the Morgueyou'll be fine.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:14,
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If it's the top floor, I'm fuckedThat's where they keep the mad people.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:16,
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Hit it with a thin dose of that shit every couple of hours while, leave it open to dry if it doesn't look horrendousI've never had an external infection I couldn't solve with sudocrem.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:12,
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Isn't that what they use for nappy rash?Do you get nappy rash, Noel?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:14,
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It's antiseptic cream.Me and kid used to call it Magic Cream cos it fixes fucking everything. Including nappy rash, which I might add I've not had for at least three decades.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:16,
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