did i mention fat?
no.
too pissed to read at this time of the evening? that's quite an achievement!
and it's not white lightning, it's frosty jack. an altogether higher class of inebriation...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You were THINKING fat, you size-ist bully
I believe that Netto are about to launch a B69 sherry, because their creosote sales have been disappointing.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Haaaa!
good one.
i didn't know Netto sold creosote, i normally get mine from Wilko's...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Try Netto's
You might find it a little more palatable. The local alkys say it goes down nicely with two day old pizza found in the gutter.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)

sounds right up my street.
i'll check it out ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Try their rat-poison too
Look at the recommended dosage and try to remember that you're bigger than a rat.

And there's plenty of gutter-leavings lying up your street. The council can't sweep it because you're always lying in the way.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)