Why not make something up? Everyone else does.
Something like 'I went round Neil Buchanan's and we all went out LARPing, then we all ate loads of ribs lol' or somesuch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've had an imagination failure.
However, the young lady I work with is looking so hawt today, what with the tight skirt split up the back and the black stockings, I don't need much of an imagination at the moment.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:39, Reply)

POIDH

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I'll try.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Don't let us down

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Aw Monty, are you sad that we didn't invite you out for ribs?
If you were less of a cunt, perhaps we would.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)