Sorry to hear that BGB wasn't in touch
She was lovely on Saturday night. I sent her a text yesterday instructing her to give you a big wet kiss from me. Obviously it didn't arrive.
*Sadface*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh well, I suppose this means I have a big wet kiss in the bank for another time.
I'm trying to put on a brave face about being STOOD UP LIKE A BIG LOSER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Nothing a danger wank won't put right.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:39, Reply)

I can't.
I already had one of those on the tube, and my bollocks resemble nothing so much as Old Mother Hubbard's sideboard at this present time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Are you a dried out withered husk of a man these days?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:43, Reply)

every day, surely?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:44, Reply)

I'm running on fumes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Turps fumes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Just keep frigging
Until a single tear of painful clear liquid issues forth.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)