yeah I hear there's no crime in London
and there are no cats either and the streets are filled with cheese.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I went to Manchester once and I didn't leave it alive.
I've been to London loads of times since. Not a sniff of a stabbing.

These are facts.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)

ha
this is Monty's area www.police.uk/crime/?q=Broadway%20Market,%20Hackney,%20Greater%20London%20E8%204,%20UK#crimetypes
this is mine:
www.police.uk/crime/?q=Old%20Trafford,%20Manchester,%20Trafford%20M16,%20UK#crimetypes

I bet the extra 711 incidents of anti social behaviour were all because Monty lives there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)

This is Northernist propaganda.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)

this is where I was born
www.police.uk/crime/?q=Horton,%20Wimborne,%20Dorset,%20UK#crimetypes

You can't get much further south. I have nothing against southerners. Just Londoners.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)

But I'm a Landaner born and bred

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Ok not Londoners per se
Monty, specifically.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Good point, he is an irredeemable arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Hm
www.police.uk/crime/?q=Guildford, Surrey, UK#crimetypes

THat big, ugly one is right over Ibiza Street, where all the squaddies from Aldershot go out to start fights.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I live in london and on my street there was no crime at all
so there
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)

YOU'RE FORGETTING YOUR FASHION CRIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahhahahaahhahahaha
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:19, Reply)

and that he's a rapist.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:24, Reply)

who's very good at getting away with it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:25, Reply)

We should get those guys from the Wire on to you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)

that would suggest you are responsible for the rest of the crime.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)

that's America
you dolt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I watched that film again the other day
Fivel was so annoying, his dad kept telling him to stay put and he kept fucking off and nearly getting himself killed. He deserved to become catfood.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)