I promise not to get a facial tattoo if you come to London.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

ugh
I was very upset yesterday.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

:(
Ignore all the haters, they be talking whack jive.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

would you say that in real life?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I would.
I would say it with a straight face, and I imagine you would find it very amusing. There are few things more amusing than a middle class white englishman talking like someone from Compton in the 1980s.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

whack jive is more like something someone in a jazz club in the '60s would say.
I'm only just having an argument with a random on fb about smoking.
I'm all "they're my lungs" and she's all "it affects OUR lungs too, second hand smoke is worse for you" and I was all "it's incredibly unlikely that my smoking would affect your lungs since I don't know you."
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)

It's a tricky one.
Smokers always like to say "There is no evidence that second hand smoke causes cancer". But that makes no logical sense since they accept that smoking directly will cause cancer, I don't think partially filtering the smoke through someones lungs is going to make it safer.

But on the other side, smoking is both cool and feels wonderful
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)

It's a pointless one but her smartass attitude pissed me off.
She's writing as if she knows me and my smoking habits, she doesn't.
I just get pissed off when people try to tell me what I can and can't do with my body.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

If you came to London and the wife was away
I'd happily tell you what to do with your body.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

oh you tart

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)