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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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In ten years timeplaces like Sainsbury's will have gifts for Sunday, due to having mined every other pointless little "holiday" for commercial value. I look forward to receiving my weekly "Happy Sunday! Enjoy washing the car!" cards.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:26,
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15 years ago)
"Happy Suicide"Sorry to hear that you're leaving
Soon we will all be grieving
But we'll split all your stuff
bury you in the buff
and drink at the wake till we're heaving
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:32,
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Goodbye to you, dear Uncle FredYou piss-smelling cunt, we're glad you're dead
You didn't even have any decent gear
So rot in hell, you rancid queer.
Lots of love, The Johnsons (and Timmy the cat!)
xx
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:33,
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Something tells me you actually wrote this to someone...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:37,
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It's quite, quite beautiful isn't it?It's Wordsworth, don't you know?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:56,
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